The test, to find and retrieve a set of Anko Mitarashi's panties, was dangerous in the extreme. Not something for those of delicate heart to attempt. Still, he'd relented a LITTLE bit, as Anko might be a bit much for genin. Besides, just think of the paperwork if his genin team were all killed. Anko might do it, as she did have that little tendency to go overboard from time to time.
So he'd allowed that if they couldn't get Anko Mitarashi's panties for him, that if they brought him the panties of Kurenai Yuhi instead - he'd pass one of them. He'd added a couple of other names, just to be interesting. Not that they'd ever be able to FIND any of those others. If one brought him Anko's panties and another brought him Kurenai's - he'd have to pass both. Ah, well. Ooohoooo, check out Miss February!
"Sensei! I got them!"
"Yeah, yeah," said Roshi, eyeing the centerfold. Man, if this was a farmer's daughter from the Land Of Vegetables they really knew how to grow more than turnips.
"I got one too, sensei!"
"Eh?" asked Roshi, rousing himself from the pictorial. It would remain after all. "You really got the panties... uh oh."
Anko Mitarashi stood there, looking as dangerous as she usually did anyway.
Kurenai Yuhi, on the other hand, looked significantly MORE dangerous than usual.
"I brought HERS too, Roshi-sensei," sweetly said Bulma as she approached, with an ANBU following behind. "Does that mean we ALL passed?"
"Eh? Yugao? I didn't ask for HER panties," began Roshi, suddenly realizing that was NOT helping. "I mean, you were just supposed to bring their panties not... I mean."
Anko stepped forward, snakes slithering out of the sleeves of her trenchcoat. Kurenai stepped forward, kunai appearing in her hands. Yugao, yes that was her under the ANBU mask, drew her sword.
"Uhm, byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee," said Roshi, moving so quickly that there was an audible doppler effect going.
"After him!" said Kurenai, who then paused to regard the three genin. "We'll try to leave something of your jonin instructor alive enough to pass your team, but Anko's been bored lately and that might be difficult."
Watching the three women going after their jonin instructor, the three nodded at each other and gave high-fives.
"You're sure that teamwork was the requirement here?" asked Naruto.
"Yeah, all of the jonin instructors have to do something like that," said Bulma.
"So, we've got two taijutsu specialists?" asked Krillin, eyeing Naruto and obviously wondering what his own role would be.
"Taijutsu and some ninjutsu," said Naruto, flickering in another three of himself.
"Bunshin?" asked Krillin, dismissively.
"KAGE Bunshin," corrected Naruto as one took the vacated hammock and started it swinging.
"That's rather more useful," said Bulma. "Well, like I said to pervy-sensei, I'm focussed mainly on ninja gadgets."
"I haven't been in a ninja village all that long," confessed Krillin. "What's a ninja-gadget?"
"Like this," said Bulma, rummaging in her messenger bag briefly and pulling out a sphere. "This is a special grenade. It uses one exploding tag to propel four smaller spheres with explosive tags in them outward. Two seconds later those other spheres explode. Little boom, and then four bigger booms for you taijutsu experts. Covers a bigger area and leaves the mid-range relatively clear. Still needs some work though."
"Those and puppets eh?" asked Krillin.
"Yeah, the only problem with those though is you end up concentrating on the puppet and not doing so good in the 'evading attacks yourself' department," said Bulma. "So what about you two?"
"I've trained mainly with the Shaolin Style of taijutsu," said Krillin. "It's very effective, but I could be a lot stronger. Which is why I'm here."
"I've got the basic ninjutsu of Henge, Sexy Jutsu, Kage Bunshin, and my most recent technique, the Kamehameha."
"What's it do?" asked Bulma, interested.
"KA-ME!" said Naruto, his muscles abruptly bulking up as he brought his hands back. "HA-ME." Light blossomed between his cupped hands. "HA!"
(BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BOOM!)
"Hmmm, went through four trees and then blew up," noted Bulma. "Right, you get position of Official Door Opener. So, myself - the beautiful and talented mistress of ninja-gadgets. Krillin, our point man and taijutsu expert. And Naruto, the guy who handles the wide area destruction stuff."
"Works for me," admitted Krillin.
"Likewise," said Naruto.
"Well, I guess you're a team then," said Roshi, suddenly popping up out of nowhere.
"How'd you get away?" asked Naruto.
"I have to keep some secrets back," protested the old man.
"THERE HE IS!"
"Gotta go," declared Roshi before scooting off again.
(Posted Sun, 06 Jun 2010 22:46)
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