"Kronk, you not understanding something is hardly unusual."
"I thought the entire point of kidnapping her was for you to have some sort of weird twisted revenge on Naruto by turning his girlfriend into something loathsome."
"I turned that weird-eyed underage fiancee of his into a helpless cat who can't even speak a human language. With pinkette here, I'm doing something far more subtle."
"Oh. Well, what about the cat then?"
"It got away. Keep your squirrels looking for it. Sooner or later, she'll slip up and we'll catch her. THEN I'll transform her further into a loathsome monster rampaging through the village so that he'll be forced to kill it. Then it transforms in death into the little girl."
"I thought you were just going to use one of those Profession Potions."
"Well, I was thinking about that. Turning her into a helpless 'Swimsuit Model' or my personal 'Maid' would have a certain appeal, but I want to test them out first. Keep an eye out for an appropriate subject, will you?"
"Which potion do you want to try? We're IN a hospital and there's bound to be a few helpless people for you to try one on."
"Ooooh, excellent point Kronk. It must have been too obvious for me, therefore your simple intellect was sufficient to the task. Yes. Let's see. We'll save the 'Maid' and 'Farmhand' for later. 'KickAss Martial Artist' - maybe not. It IS a ninja village after all and we have to go with something that has an obvious effect. 'Ninja' is right out, for the same reason. The 'Samurai' potion might work, aren't they antagonistic to ninja? Or was that pirates? Though I don't understand how software thieves and ninja could be rivals. 'Cool Bishonen'? 'Secretary' or 'Nurse' might do. This oddly colored one marked 'Princess Classic' might do. Wouldn't expect one in a ninja village. I'm not sure what 'Dojikko', 'Magical Girlfriend', 'Yamato Nadeshiko', or this 'Super Powered Robot Meter Maid'? I'm really not too sure about this. Hmmm. I may personally have to try this 'Harem Magnet' potion myself."
"Well, it was on sale and a 'sampler assortment.'"
"I suppose, Kronk. I suppose. Let's try this one on THAT hapless patient, shall we?"
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