[Episode 235222] [Episode 235222]A bit upset at having her favorite source of income vanishing on her, again, Nabiki picked up Mr. Happy from where it lay at her sister’s feet, the girl in question staring at. “So, Akane, tell me something. Do you even know that this thing is?” gazed slyly towards her sister and the black tantō she held in her hands
A bit upset at having her favorite source of income vanishing on her, again, Nabiki used a small kerchief she pulled from her pocket to pick up the shiny black tantō that lay at her sister’s feet, the girl in question staring at the thing in both a fearful and quizzical manner muttering dark curses about him tricking her into using it so he could run away from having to eat eating her lovingly made meal.
Waving Mr. Happy in her sisters direction, amused by her sisters small shriek and leap backwards Nabiki smirked, “So, Akane, tell me something. Do you even know that this thing is?”
“Of course I do! It’s some sort of defective magical black shinai! What else could it be?” Akane yelled at her sister, her eyes watching the thing warily incase it somehow went off and sent her to wherever it had sent her ungrateful perverted fiancé.
“Wrong. First off Akane, while this thing may be magical, when used properly, I highly doubt it had anything to do with sending Ranma away. That was all the mirrors fault.” Akane looked relieved to hear the rubbery thing had nothing to do with sending Ranma away as she might have felt some actual guilt had it been her fault, not that it was.
“Secondly” Nabiki continued, “a shinai is typically three feet in length if not more and while this one does have a rather impressive length it’s nowhere that size. That and it’s much wider as well.” “I’d say if you had to categorize this as a weapon it would be more like a tantō not a shinai.” “Thirdly…”
Nabiki never finished as someone plucked Mr. Happy neatly from her hands. Turning to see who would have the audacity to do such a thing Nabiki could only gape at seeing her elder sister cooing and lovingly rubbing her cheek against the shiny sex toy in a rather disturbing display.
“There you are Mr. Happy! Oh mommy missed you! Mommy promises to make it up to you tonight oh yes she does…”
“Kuh-Kasumi?” Akane stuttered out, her sister’s display nagging at something at the back of her brain but her brain’s natural filters against possible female perversity kept the truth from seeping through. “When did you take up using a tantō?”
Kasumi, who had produced a cleaning basin and was thoroughly giving Mr. Happy a rather lewd wash job causing Nabiki to twitch, smiled almost demurely at her youngest sister, “Oh my Akane, I’ve been using Mr. Happy since shortly after Ranma arrived. It took me quite some time to find one that I felt did Ranma justice, after all I wouldn’t want to be unready if I had to use his.”
Nabiki twitched again.
“Ranma uses a tantō too!? That jerk! Learning how to use one without me!”
-Twitch-
“When he gets back I’m so going to take his and give him a pounding!”
-Twitch-Twitch-
Turing to her eldest sister Akane put on her best pleading face, “Kasumi-oneesan? Do you think you could show me how to use one?”
Nabiki fell over to her side with a thud, a hand clamped hard over her mouth to keep her from either saying something she knew she shouldn’t or laughing.
Kasumi paused in her cleaning to smile at Akane, “Why what a wonderful idea Akane. And here I was beginning to think you would never take an interest in a little sword play now and then.”
Akane frowned, “It’s not that I’m not interested it’s just that I’ve never the desire before.”
Kasumi patted one of Akane’s hands thoughtfully, “And now?”
“Well, I figure since you know how than there’s no harm in learning how just in case I ever have to handle one.”
Nabiki clamped a second hand over her mouth, tears coming out of her eyes earning her a share from Akane wondering just what her sister found so funny about her wanting to learn how to handle a sword.
“Besides, it’s not like Ranma is ever going to teach me.”
“Oh I don’t know sis… I’m sure if you asked him nicely…” Nabiki managed to get out without laughing herself to death as she sat up.
“Now Nabiki, you know that Akane should learn how to handle one properly first. We wouldn’t want her hurting Ranma when she practices with him now would we?” Kasumi gave Akane a reassuring smile. “I’m sure Akane will prove to be as good at it as you are Nabiki.”
Nabiki stiffened, eyes going wide wondering just when her sister had caught her with her own Mr. Happy.
“What?! Even Nabiki knows how! Now I have to know! I bet even daddy knows how.”
Nabiki fainted, so too did Happosai who rolled off the roof to land with a thunk on to the porch.
“First we’ll have to go shopping and get you your own Mr. Happy. It’s not proper to use someone else’s.” Kasumi said as she tucked her now clean toy away in her apron as she began to help her youngest sister to her feet intending on taking her to find her own toy immediately.
“Ok Kasumi, but do I have to call it Mr. Happy?”
Leading her sister out of the main room and towards the door, proud that Akane was finally maturing, Kasumi hugged her gently to her, “No Akane, you can name it whatever you want.”
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