Dungeon Keeper Black: Tis a mad world indeed [Episode 237549]

by Lost Star

Skuld quite literally bounced as she moved to where Lina lay prone on the bed. Behind the woman Seras just rolled her eyes and took a step back. The black haired girl might have been mad, but she seldom did anything truly harmful. Mischievous or insane yes, but permanent harm was rare. Since Seras was probably going to tear the garment off after Skuld got bored it wouldn’t hurt to allow her to play around a bit first.

Of course when Skuld quite literally reached into the corset and grabbed Lina’s breasts the Draculina winced at the resulting high pitched shriek of outrage. Ignoring the lack of breath due to the sheer outrage Lina jerked her body away and pointed a hand, already gathering mana, at the girl in an instinctual reaction to the violation.

Skuld just giggled madly and tackled Lina bodily as Seras belatedly started attempting to restrain Lina from killing her friend. The three women rapidly became tangled up as Skuld seemed to deliberately move to confuse the situation further.

“Hey watch the hands!” Lina’s outraged roar came out from the pile as the bed sheets in the room became tangled up in the pile.

“Watch the FIRE!” Seras oared back as a flame washed up to the ceiling, fortunately not setting the sheets on fire.

Skuld just continued to giggle madly as she deliberately wiggled herself to make things even more confusing. “Hehehe!”

Forgotten in the background Ranma just opened his mouth and closed it repeatedly, flushing bright red as a tearing sound ripped through the room and Seras’ top landed on the floor in front of him. He wasn’t sure exactly what was happening, but he was pretty sure that he would be best served to be as quiet as possible.

“GAAHH! HanDS!” Lina’s voice warbled as she finally managed to push Skuld off the bed and gasped heavily, her hair in disarray and face flushed. “Hey, I can breathe now… Why do I feel a draft?”

Seras gazed at Lina with her eyes half lidded, not sure if she was furious at Skuld for stripping her or hungry from being so close to a living blood-filled body. “Probably because Skuld stole your thong.”

Lina's eyebrow twitched as she nodded nodded and slipped off the bed. With one smooth motion she brushed her hair back and ignored how naked she felt right now. Her rage had peaked into something else. Cool and collected she held out her hand to Skuld, demanding the item non-verbally.

Nonchalantly the girl twirled the black lacey item and tilted her head, seeming to count down to something.

“I’m sorry, am I interrupting?” Pirotess blinked as she entered the room, and then blinked again and turned to where Ranma was trying to make himself invisible. “Really my lord if you wanted a show you could have just asked. Though to be honest women aren’t my preference.”

Lina just smiled serenely as Skuld handed over the lacy black thong. With almost no change in expression she pulled the item on with a snap and then walked over to Pirotess. “Oh no, you don’t need to worry about that. Pirotess is it?”

“Yes Mistress.” The dark elf took a step back in nervousness. The serene smiling was increadably creepy.

“If you could, see if you can find something modest for me to wear in your wardrobe? My dearest husband seems to have made a poor recommendation that I must…” Lina turned to Ranma and the man froze at her icy gaze. “Rectify.”

“Of course mistress.” Pirotess took another step back as the still smiling Lina walked to where Ranma was and grabbed the boy, dragging him bodily out of the room.

“KAFOOSH!” A massive cloud of smoke wafted out of the door they had gone out of a few seconds later.

“Stand still and take your punishment like the ingrate husband you are!!!” Lina’s voice screeched across the entire dungeon.

“Not a chance in hell!” Ranma’s voice came shouting back.

“I may not be able to kill you bastard, but I can sure make you suffer!”

Back in the bedroom Pirotess just shook her head. “That is one of the more violent forms of foreplay that I have seen.”

Seras just shrugged and finally noticed that her top had been ripped off. With a thought she reformed it and got to her feet before she paused in thought. “Didn’t that corset cut off her breathing?”

“Those torture devices always do.” The dark elf snorted in recollection. “Really they may look good but only a mistress with a larger death wish than normal keeps it too tight. I can’t imagine The Tailor crafted that outfit to do anything more than look pretty.”

A flame whooshed out of the entrance to the door, just barely missing the bed, and causing both occupants to take a step back to avoid being singed.

“What did you do Skuld?” Seras turned to where the black haired madwoman had been standing only to find the spot vacant.

“When did she leave?” Pirotess blinked as she finally noticed that the girl was missing. “There’s only one exit and I don’t think that the keepers are paying attention enough to use the dungeon hand.”

Seras just hung her head and scooted away from the doorway as a blast of blue light flew out of it. “I’m more curious as to how we would get out. Mistress Lina’s spells hurt.”

“Good question.”


Skuld skipped merrily across the dungeon halls, casually ignoring the shouts and cries of both Lina and Ranma’s battle and the resulting carnage and chaos that followed in their wake. Amusing enough this was actually starting to become routine for the veteran minions and Skuld observed quite a few bets taking place from the safer areas. The sounds of battle faded as the girl skipped around a corner and into a small forge area that looked rather deserted aside from the strange bone decorations adorning the walls. None of the other minions went here, it was creepy by even Dungeon Keeper standards, and furthermore it was in a very deserted area, away from both the food sources and the bunks for the rank and file minions. Thus it was perfect for Skuld.

The mad woman walked into the forge with a happy smile at the skull perched nearby the entrance. “Hello big sister!” She chirped, and then frowned. “But it was fun! Lina has such a nice body!”

The black haired girl turned to the other skull and giggled embarrassedly. “You are such a pervert.”

She walked into the room and determinedly began to pick things up and look at them. With a frown she picked up a small pointed half formed metal object. “Head is still all jagged edges and sharp planes, but Skuld isn’t crying right now, so she can have fun.”

With a determained look the mad woman set down the metal to the anvil and began to hammer at it manically. “Don’t want the nightmares to come back yet.” She giggled madly. “They will be coming soon though, blood, ash, and bone.”

With nary a change in emotion Skuld thrust the metal into the fire and spat into it. The fire flared up and shifted color. She pulled the item out and slammed it into the anvil and began to hammer again. Tilting her head she listened to something and looked at the hot metal.

“Your right, it needs something.” With a jerk she swept the blazing hot metal across her wrist. “Ooooh.” She moaned with something a cross between pleasure and pain as her flesh burned and blood dripped down her arm.

The wound closed as she flinched and looked at the skull at the doorway. “Sorry! Sorry!” The metal dipped into a nearby cistern with a hiss as the girl dropped it and bowed in apology.

The mad woman cringed for the next few minutes, and then seemed to glance up at the skull. With a sigh she scrambled over to the cistern and pulled out what she had been making. “Pretty.” It was an elaborate and girly rapier, delicate and feminine in the extreme. It looked as if the thing could be snapped with nary a thought.

Skuld smiled and stabbed the rapier into the anvil. The thing quivered as it pierced through to the other side without any resistance to it whatsoever.

“Fire-lily.”

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