[Episode 242635] [Episode 242635]“Get back here, Hakufu!” Goei said, wielding a rug beater like a sword as she chased her daughter around the living room. “I'm not finished punishing you!”
“No way, old hag!”
Hakufu's bare feet made squeaking noises as she dashed across the floor mats, avoiding her mother's wild swings. The skirt of her light purple summer dress flared out, showing off her panda print panties, as Hakufu stuck out her tongue and jumped back, carefully keeping the dining room table between herself and her dragon of a mother.
Jeez, she thought, this is the second time today! What's crawled up her saggy old ass?
At least her mother had allowed her to put on some clothes before she'd started chasing her around. It had gotten a bit chilly dressed in nothing but a bra.
Goei growled, eyes flashing. “Young lady, I'm already quite upset about the way you acted. If I have to keep chasing after you I won't show you any mercy.”
“No way! I won't let you punish me, I didn't do anything wrong!” Hakufu said, narrowing her eyes.
“You did nothing wrong?!” Goei echoed. “And what would you call that scene in Ranma's room? You were naked and clinging to him like a love-sick octopus! Rubbing yourself against him like some wanton woman in heat! Is that any way for a lady to act?”
Hakufu raised her chin, staring defiantly into her mother's eyes. “So what? It was just Ranma.”
Goei raised her eye-brows. “Just Ranma? Ah. I see.” She nodded thoughtfully as if she had suddenly realised something.
“What's that supposed to mean?!”
“Oh nothing.” Goei waved her off. “For a moment I had forgotten that you're just a child trapped in a woman's body. How silly of me. I thought you had acted that way deliberately. It would have been only natural, even if it was no way for a proper woman to behave.” Goei shrugged.
“Eh?!” What the hell was her mother going on about?
“After all, Ranma is quite the young man,” Goei went on. “He's no longer that timid little boy he used to be. He's grown up strong, confident and very handsome. Whenever I watch him practise in the morning I can't help but admire the way his sweat-covered skin glistens in the sun. And his gorgeous physique.” Goei gave an appreciative sigh as she dreamily stared into the distance. “The way his muscles ripple and shift underneath his tanned skin as he twists and bends, his strong jaw set in concentration, beads of sweat crawling down his broad chest... Oh my!” She fanned herself. “It's enough to get even my motor running and make me wish I was twenty years younger.”
Hakufu grew increasingly disturbed by her mother's speech. “Ma!” she screeched with a horrified expression. She definitely did not want to hear this! “He's your nephew! Ew!”
“Well, I guess there's no need for concern,” Goei said. “For just a moment there, I thought you were trying to seduce him.”
“What!?” If her mother kept on dropping these bombshells, Hakufu feared her throat might get sore from all the screeching.
“But that was stupid of me. Those huge udders on your chest might make you look like a grown woman, but even they don't change the fact that your mind is still very much that of a child.”
Hakufu scowled. Had her mother just called her a cow?
More importantly, how could her mother think that she was trying anything of the sort? Sure, she enjoyed teasing Ranma and didn't mind showing him some tits and ass. He always got so flustered when she did that, blushing beet red and stammering like a virgin nerd, something Hakufu found hilarious, but...
“We're cousins! That's just wrong!”
“Well, I'm glad I was wrong,” Goei said. “That means I don't have to worry about mutant grandchildren with three eyes.
And now I know why he's going out again in a bit.”
“Eh?” Hakufu blinked. “What do you mean?”
“Isn't it obvious?” Goei said, her eyes twinkling. “He's going to meet a girl with huge knockers and ride her like a bronco to work off some of that tension you caused.”
Hakufu frowned. “Ranma's going out again?”
“Oh?” Goei smiled innocently. “He didn't tell you?”
“No. He didn't tell me,” Hakufu grumbled.
“I guess there really is no reason for me to worry, then. You don't have a problem with Ranma going out, do you?” Goei asked.
“Of course not,” Hakufu said, feeling a pang in chest.
He was probably meeting up with his girlfriend, Hakufu thought. They'd dress up in costumes and play out their kinky fantasies, Mou-chan playing the subservient maid, Ranma playing the master forcing her to perform sexual favours on him. First, he'd tie her to the bed and use her mouth. Once he'd taken the edge off his need, he'd slowly remove all her clothes, teasing and torturing her with soft caresses and the occasional kiss, and move on to other things.
Hakufu shook her head, banishing those images from her mind. For some reason, the idea of Ranma doing THAT with Mou-chan didn't seem quite as funny anymore.
“Whatever you say, daughter. Whatever you say.”
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