Her combat honed mental processing immediately kicked into overdrive as she noticed and mentally jotted down the facts before her eyes snapped open. The first being that her beloved was sleeping behind her, and turned away from her at the moment, the second thing was that the… object poking her thigh was definitely NOT a finger, toe, thumb, spring poking out of mattress, or stray sex toy that Michiru used from time to time to add a twist into their love life every now and then. Then, when Haruka’s eyes finally did open, the most dreaded and unlikely possibility that her mind could come up with to actually explain what said object was became reality. At which point she did the only thing any woman could do at this point: she screamed.
Ranma rolled away from the short haired girl and out off the bed before coming to a stop a few short feet away and getting to his feet. A small part of his mind wondered where the hell he was, since even the slightest glace of the moonlit room told him it wasn’t the Tendo residence, but that question went unasked and pushed aside for the moment as his eyes scanned the floor for something to cover his erection with and tried his best to explain the situation. “Um … it’s not… uh, well…”
Meanwhile Haruka had managed to fight off the last bit of sleepiness and quickly flipped out of bed to prepare to counter attack the boy, or rather she tried to. It was more like she rolled in the opposite direction of the unknown enemy, forgetting for the moment that Michiru was behind her, and sleeping on her side. The whole thing ended with Haruka forcing Michiru to go face down in her pillow as the senshi of the sky plowed over her, then ended up getting tangled up in the covers and falling off the other side of the bed in a heap and laying there for a few seconds before collecting herself and jumping up to face the boy who had been in her bed a moment ago. “Michiru wake up!”
Michiru just mumbled something incomprehensible and then lashed her arm out to find the protection her bare skin needed against the cold night air that had been stolen from her. Once found, she simply grabbed the blankets and pulled hard enough to yank them out from under Haruka’s legs to send the soldier of Uranus back to the ground, and then rolled back onto her side to get more sleep.
The boy forgotten for the moment, Haruka stared at her lover as her bare butt froze from contact with the ice-cold wooden floor, and then jumped back up to her feet again while trying to repress a chill. “Michiru… MICHIRU!”
“… meh,” the senshi of the oceans mumbled with her eyes closed as Haruka stared at her opened mouthed. What the heck was wrong with her? It was like Michiru couldn’t even- Haruka’s train of thought was abruptly derailed when a rustle of Michiru’s body caused a lock of her light blue hair to fall in front of her face, revealing a bright yellow earplug placed in her earlobe.
Frowning, Haruka reached down to grab the offending piece of noise pollution protection while grumbling to herself that she didn’t snore. With the obstacle removed, Haruka called out to her lover once again. “MICHIRU, WAKE UP DAMNIT!”
It had the desired effect, and the aqua haired maiden of the sea immediately shot up in a manner that made even Minako seem elegant in comparison. “Gah! Geeze Haruka, what the heck is it?” But before Haruka could answer Michiru wrapped her arms around her own chest and shivered. “And turn the heat on for crying out loud, it’s freezing in here!”
Resisting the urge to collapse to the floor or get distracted by he lover’s nude form as this situation was a bit to serious for an Inner moment, Haruka just pointed over to the boy on the other side of the room. “There’s a man in our bed!” she shouted.
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