"You think you're awesome in this land of ninja and ninjutsu? Observe."
Kakashi saw them all just as Naruto did. One ninja technique after another. Each of which was, as promised, possessed of awesomeness. Though, for some reason, some of the attacks didn't look like ninjutsu at all. Kakashi was just sorry that he wasn't able to use his Sharingan to copy any of them.
"Ice Release: Thousand Needles. Wind Scar. Storm Release: Laser Circus. Silent Wall. Sage Mode Rasengan. Sage Art: Goemon. Susanoo. Amaterasu. Yata No Kagami. Explosive Shadow Clones. Heaven's Lance. Amatsu-Mikaboshi. Daikokuten. Lava Release: Lava Globs. Bansho Ten'in. Shinra Tensei. Two Tailed Monster Cat Fireball. Menacing Ball. Wood Release. Kirin."
"Whoa," said Naruto.
"Your claim to be awesome is what, exactly?"
"Wait... am I going to be fighting people who can do that?" asked Naruto, putting some comments together and finding a result that had him feeling a lot less confident.
"At least some of them. Yes. And more. The kage of Iwa can use a disintegration technique that would turn you to dust and less than dust in an instant. The person who most wants you dead could simply destroy your mind, leaving your body behind for him to play with at his leisure."
THAT got to Naruto as the idea of dying pretty much terrified him, but the idea of something perverted happening to him while he was helpless made him even less happy. Of course, the 'play with at his leisure' wasn't referring to anything at all of that nature - but Toltiir thought the boy's reaction amusing.
Kakashi tried not to vomit inside his mask as his OWN imagination worked through various scenarios, with rather more detail than Naruto could manage.
"You are not currently awesome, Naruto."
"Oh yeah?" said Naruto. "Shadow Clone Jutsu!"
The cat statue looked around at the various Naruto and then back at the original. "Yeah, so?"
"Harem jutsu!" declared Naruto, making the hundred or so shadow clones all unclad female versions who then cooed and draped themselves in various suggestive manners around the room.
"Okay. Your point is?" asked the wooden statue.
There was a series of pops and bamfs as several clones dispersed. The rest just looked disappointed.
"Okay," said Naruto. "I've got an idea."
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