Mischief Fragment - Apotheosis: Jutsu [Episode 248087]

by Kestral

"A 'signature move'," explained the Hokage. "Is like the Yondaime's 'Flying Thunder God' technique. It is a move associated specifically with that individual. It is either rare or something that the ninja has perfected through practice."

"I don't have a 'signature move' then," said Anko dismissively. "I never stick to one tactic or move - gotta keep 'em guessing."

Kurenai, on the other hand, looked thoughtful. "So my 'signature move' would be a genjutsu. Probably 'Demonic Illusion: Tree Binding Death' or something similar."

"Oh," said Anko. "So you get a power up? I told'ja this would work out!"

"Let's get this over with," said Kurenai as she considered when best to try the genjutsu out on the just-volunteered-herself experimental subject. "Do you have Naruto-sama's address so we can go do as our contracts state?"

"Why'd you call him that?" asked Anko.

"Call who what?" asked Kurenai.

"Why'd you call Goshujin-sama 'Naruto-sama'?" asked Anko, who then blinked. "Wha?"

"Binding contract," said the Hokage, handing a slip of paper to Kurenai. "Try not to do this in the future."


"This must be the place," said Kurenai, checking the address.

"Gee," said Anko. "Did the glowing sigils clue you in?"

"Something like that," said Kurenai, reaching up to knock.

The door clicked and opened on its own.

"Okayyyyyyyy," said Anko. "He's got an automatic door-opening fuuinjutsu? Well, come on, let's get this over WITHHHH?! WHAT THE bleepity bleep bleep bleep bleep!"

"Wow," said Kurenai. "That's handy."

"What's handy about wearing THIS?!" said Anko, holding her knee-length skirt out.

"Did you realize every time you said something impolite - it came out as 'bleep'?" asked Kurenai.

Anko, predictably, threw a fit. All of which came out bleeped.

Kurenai stepped across the threshold and then checked her own outfit.

"What's the bleep with this bleeping bleep?" asked Anko.

"They're maid uniforms," said Kurenai. "I suspect that when we leave, we'll be wearing normal clothing."

Anko leapt out the door to find herself wearing her usual trenchcoat-and-mesh combination. "Yes!"

"It's not bad in here, we can get done in five minutes tops," said Kurenai.

Dead silence.

"Anko?" asked Kurenai, who looked and determined that Anko was halfway down the street.

Kurenai shook her head. It wasn't HER deal but she'd stick with it for now.

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(Posted Wed, 29 Jun 2011 17:42)


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