However, Raphiel didn't like that Hannibal Lechter outfit the hospital staff put him in. The straight-jacket not only confined the movement of his arms, but it itched like nothing else! And the mask was obstructing his breathing.
And to top it off, Raphiel really, reallyu had to use the bathroom. But being tied up like he was, on a strolling cart, and without a bed-pan, he couldn't.
Raphiel's eat twitched as he heard the door open. He turned his head towards the door, (as it was the only thing he COULD move) and blinked in surprise. He saw those two nice women standing there. "HLOOKAH! MISHIHOO!" Raphiel called out, somewhat muffled by the mask.
Haruka blinked her eyes. "What did he say?"
Michiru stepped forward and undid the straps on the mask. As Michiru took the mask off, Raphiel took a deep breath. "I said, 'Haruka! Michiru!', you guys."
"Oh." Michiru said. "What happened to you?"
Raphiel blinked. "Not sure. Your house blew up and I was taken here. And then to keep me from moving around, they wrapped me up like this." Raphiel blinked, as he actually noticed soemthing different about the two. "Hey, Michiru, what happened to your green hair? It's red now. And Haruka, why do you have spots in your hair?"
Before Michiru could answer, Haruka took charge. "Because you inflicted us, you idiot!"
Raphiel blinked his eyes. "Huh?" He then watched as Haruka shifted to hybrid form of a werecheetah. "Oh! Hey cool! You're like me now!"
Haruka grabbed Raphiel by the shoulders and started shaking him. "DO YOU REAIZE WHAT YOU DID!? YOU TURNED ME INTO A WERECHEETAH! YOU BURNED DOWN MY HOME! NOW I'LL HAVE TO MOVE IN WITH MICHIRU'S PARENTS FOR THE TIME BEING UNTIL WE FIND A NEW PLACE! YOU'RE AN IDIOT!!!"
Raphiel blinked as Haruka shook him. He didn't remember her being so bitchy. She kind of reminded him of that priestess that made him, only half as loud.
Raphiel blinked, as more people started coming into the room, attracted by the screaming of Haruka. Why, it was more of those nice doctors with their guns that shot those sleepy-sleep needles...
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Michiru waked out of the hospital, utterly embarassed. She had never seen such a tackle and dog-pile anywhere outside of a football field. Oh well. At least Haruka wouldn't be the one driving home, so they could go a safe speed.
Haruka, who was stuck in that Hannibal Lechter outfit, was mentally planning sweet, and horrible vengeance she would rain upon the hospital staff. How DARE they shoot her up with elephant tranquilizers!? As soon as the world stopped spinning and her stomach settled she'd start kicking ass.
Raphiel wondered why Haruka was still making angry noises. Oh well. He knew from personal experience she couldn't hurt him.
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(Posted Sun, 26 Jan 2003 18:40)
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