[Episode 24891] [Episode 24891]
Frequency: Extremely Rare this oni-type pokegirl is only rumored to exist. The Gold-League confirmed their existance a few years ago, though only through photographs.
Diet: Human type food (assumed, none in captivity)
Role: Believed to be a genetic mutation made by some large corporation to recover payments from deliquent customers.
Libido: High? (speculation based on other oni types)
Strong VS: Light, Normal, or any metallic base
Weak VS: Flying
Attacks: Collection, Pun-Pow, Red-Tape-Binding (collected from victims)
Enhancement: Unknown
Evolves: Unknown
Evolves from: Unknown
The corporate entity, Pokegirl Collections Inc, suspected of financing this breed was disbanded over fifty years ago, as a crackdown by the league for unscrupulous business tactics. The COA pokegirl's image is still used by various collection agencies today, although none have this pokegirl. It was assumed that this breed was either extinct or a wives tail, until a few years ago, when one attacked a particularly letcherous young trainer, who was known as "Bee", the flower visitor.
If an COA is found, please report it's existance to the league, and bring her in for cataloging.
"Hmmm..," the oni-type pokegirl muttered, as she got her bearings. The pokegirl looked around not recognizing the other pokegirls in the cave, the cave, or what a pokegirl even was. Then, she spotted Ranma.
"Saotome! Just where the hell are we?" she demanded.
Rubbing his still sore head, he instinctivly answered, "Oh man, I'm sorry, Nabiki... I didn't mean to.. Nabiki? Uh-oh." His eyes locked on the new pokegirl, who apparantly wasn't a pokegirl until he got sucked into this world... A quite... Nude... Poke-WOMAN... With a visor and horns?
"What are you staring at?" she asked.
Shampoo wasn't afraid to answer, "Oooh! You is too-too rare pokegirl! I not remember master catching an oni type!"
"Pokegirl?" asked Nabiki again as she began looking at herself in a mirror that was quickly provided by the tigress.
"AAAaaaaaaaagh!"
"Saotome! You are going to pay for this!"
Ranma eeped.
"Oooh. Horns.."
"You no hurt new master! He still recover from injury!" Shampoo interceded.
Nabiki levelled a heave glare at the odd looking version of Shampoo, "Who ever said anything about hurt? I'm naked. Viewing my body costs... money."
Ranma sweat-dropped.
"Lots of money.. Let's see...." Nabiki continued as an abacus appeared from thin air, "40,000Y should cover it, compounded..."
Ranma gulped.
Next, a pencil and pad appeared, "every time I'm viewed or... Oooh. how come I feel so... Well... Horny?"
Shampoo grinned as she spoke, "you need taming! Hurry master, you must tame new too-too rare pokegirl! Fuck her good, okay?" Shampoo began to glow with excitement! She hoped for a good showing by her new master! If he could satisfy the new pokegirl while injured--she was going to have a great new life!
"Taming..?" asked Oni-Nabiki.
"Hayai! Good fucking is taming! You need, or you turn into mindless animal," Shampoo explained excitedly.
"New intrest rate of 1000% compounded at each sexual encounter! You hear me Saotome?!!?" Nabiki screeched at her sister's former fiancee turned into her master.
Ranma took the prudent course of action. He fainted.
"Oh dear," Stated the tigress, "Better put her away for now." Then, on the behalf of her squeemish master, the tigress pressed the button on the pokeball. With an audible "click," the newest of the harem was put away.
"Shampoo wonder why too-too hunky master faint?"
With the day over, the question just loomed. The girls made up camp, and wondered what to do with their new really nice master... They wondered what he would do when he woke up...
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