"Shampoo help get Akane ready to marry master," the purple-haired Amazon-chan grinned like her feline half-sisters. "Akane be too- too ready for wedding night with Shampoo help."
"Um Shampoo," Usagi replied with a nervous glance, "I don't think that Akane-sama will need your help with that part. Everyone has their own way they like to do that after all."
"Can you two please stop talking about- that in front of my family," Akane said as she glared at her extra-dimensional half-sisters or whatever else that she'd consider calling them.
"Besides there are still a lot of things that need to be done before we even consider marriage," Ranma said putting his verbal foot down rather than in his mouth. "Akane and I just met, I think that we should really get to know each other first, and there is also the matter of mom. Once dad wakes up from, whatever he was given, we need to find out just how to get in contact with mom."
"We also need to work on the sleeping arrangements, and some sort of additional income." Nabiki explained. "While your father doesn't take up too much room and I doubt that he will need much food, we've almost tripled the occupancy of the house."
"Well I guess that we need to start looking for part-time jobs tomorrow." Ranma stated while looking around at his harem as well as the Tendo family. "If I can make a suggestion Usagi and Rei can probably share Akane's room if she doesn't mind, since the pair of them are relatively well behaved. Now Ms. Kasumi would you and your sister mind putting up with your counterpart's I'm certain that you'll enjoy each other's company."
"Then let me guess, Rain and Shampoo are sleeping with you in the guest bedroom?" Nabiki said with a smirk.
"It can't be helped," Ranma shrugged, "Besides it's Rain's turn tonight."
"You mean that, you're going to be-" Akane asked still a little embarrassed about the whole idea of the six girls actually needing sex to stay healthy.
"Yeah, it’s exhausting even more so since I left their world, there they had this drink they called Stamina+ that was just great for recovery." Ranma sighed as he admitted to the rewarding yet exhausting duty that he had to perform every night- except on the seventh day when he let himself have some rest. "I even have the formula with some notes that I took in the other world, if someone could reproduce it from the notes they'd likely make a killing marketing it as a sports drink."
Nabiki liked the sound of that; she could already see the yen signs dancing in her head. Of course, Ranma planned on this part, after all his Nabiki wasn’t too different from the native and he hoped that she remained true to his expectations. "At least Rain doesn't need any special equipment or preparations; although having a futon-roll will be a welcome change of pace."
"S-s-special equipment!" Akane all but stuttered at just what perversions this would entail. She had heard horror stories in the girl's locker room about what went on in places like Rogopongi in the daytime; however after dark was supposed to be even worse.
"Of course," Nabiki-P explained, "Shampoo and Kasumi for example have enhanced strength, and they need special restraints so that Ranma doesn't get hurt while he's taming us. I need to wear special gloves so that I don't claw his back to hell and back by accident, fortunately Usagi, Rei, and Rain don't have that problem."
"Speaking of problems we also have to worry about schooling," Soun said interrupting. "Ranma cannot inherit the Tendo Dojo unless he has a degree in physical education, and he cannot receive that unless he graduates high school."
"Then we also need to enroll my team." Ranma firmly stated. "Sine they'll be helping out they might as well be allowed to go to school."
"You mean we can actually attend a school?" Usagi almost seemed to squeal with excitement at the prospect.
"Shampoo can get take part in Sport Festival or join team?" The Amazonchan almost beamed at the prospect of being allowed to compete.
"I can make more friends?" Rei said quietly almost seeming eager at the prospect.
"What's the big deal it's only school?" Akane asked mystified at how eager the girl's seemed to be at the privilege of being allowed to attend a classes.
"That’s because on our home world schools are for the most part only for humans- and maybe Pokékits." Nabiki-P explained fulfilling her role as Alpha. "Pokégirls who show too much knowledge and intelligence are often times seen as a threat, remember the madman who created us in the first place intended us to be living weapons of vengeance against the world that turned against him. Of course that was centuries ago but monsters like Mao and Mephaesta have only made things worse for us, and laid the foundation for ultra-conservatives like the folks in Viridick City and groups like Seelé who killed anyone that were causing things to progress too far to the liberal side of things."
"They saw Ranma here as a threat so they sent a psychopath altered by genetic engineering into an even more ruthless killing machine after us, all because his success threatened their status-quo." Rei explained, and she knew better than anyone else in the group did because that monster's master created her.
"I'll try but that will take some leg work," Nabiki explain, "All five of you are political non-entities there is no record of your birth anywhere and you have no citizenship, not to mention that Japan doesn't recognize polygamy so anything that you and Ranma do after he gets married will have to be kept on the down low."
"Is polyamory between illegal if all individuals involved consent to it?" Nabiki-P asked her human double. "I wouldn't be an affair if all parties agree, beside our circumstances are a bit unique and more than just having to be tamed by just anyone. You see despite all pokégirls not being psychic types we do all possess a slight amount of empathy, when we are tamed there is a bond that is often formed and when we are torn away from that individual it is like a piece of ourselves goes with them. What makes this worse is the more empathic the master who bonds to us is the firmer the resulting bond becomes, in our case Ranma was a very empathic individual- even more so since he thought of us more like people than animals, this means that we are very close to him. We are also under no delusions that we'd be able to marry him, even in our world a master rarely marries one of his pokégirls or pokéwomen, and if of course they take a human as a bride we become subordinate to her as we are to our master."
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