“MUAHAHAHAHA!” The laughter erupted from Toltiir. Toltiir, having dropped the ball he is juggling from shock, turned to look at Toltiir. Toltiir pops in from another portal to look in on the commotion, followed by Toltiir.
“Is that one fun?” Toltiir asked Toltiir, who was still rolling at the floor, one paw jammed in his mouth, biting hard to keep from sniggering.
“Oh, oh- Aha... HA! SHE JUMPED! THEY MADE HER JUMP! I DID NOT EXPECT THAT! HAH!” Toltiir exclaimed, making Toltiir and Toltiir peer into Toltiir, who was propped up by another Toltiir, as his body was too bloated open into a TV screen.
“What?! What happened?! I can’t see my own tummy-TV, darn it?! Hey! HEY! Toltiir, tell me what happened!? Ah, he’s still laughing! Toltiir, you tell me what’s happening!” Squirming around his distended abdomen, Toltiir tries to bend down to look, but that only nets him a swat from an annoyed Toltiir whose view was obstructed, so he settled to listening to Toltiir, who is starting a running commentary.
“Inari just gave the big-raccoon-sand-thing-that-is-Shukaku-thingie-right-? An upper-kick, straight from a trampoline made out of Narutos. And Hinata is charging her lasers. Ooof, that’s gonna smart. Triple barrel shot from Hinata’s Devices! Manda’s rolling and Rochy’s calling out the big guns. Whoa, ain’t this too early for the pair? Ouch! Hinata’s out- Oh, wait! Sakura caught her! Safe! Gai and Kakashi are rushing in! Rochy’s not getting his buck worth of those mud clones, certainly. Sandaime cuts loose with his plethora of ninjutsu.”
Toltiirs let out several cheers. The Sandaime Hokage of Konohagakure was always good for a fight scene. Especially when he got the time to really start going, and even on the times when he got cut down with ambushes, he always gave as good as he gets. The best one ever was when he wasn’t even a Hokage, a Naruto wish that got them in a great relationship where Sarutobi Hiruzen wasn’t constrained by responsibilities to his village, nor by his strangely optimistic hope that people would be kind to each other. When that Sarutobi Hiruzen, Missing Nin of Konohagakure, self-declared adoptive grandparent and teacher of the Kyuubi Jinchuriiki, Uzumaki Naruto, fought for his ‘grandson’...
Well, he wasn’t called God of the Shinobi for nothing. Made a valley gorge two miles wide and hundreds of time longer, defeated that valley full of ninja armIES, stopped a rampaging Jinchuriiki to a stand-still, cold-clocked not one, but THREE Kages, and while juggling changing Naruto’s diaper and keep the wet nurses/harem girls from getting harmed. The three Hidden Villages that got caught in that battle lost a lot of pride, especially since there was no fatalities at that particular day. Sarutobi Hiruzen held back! Even while making a whole new terrain landmark, fighting three ninja armies led by their Kages, and subduing a rampaging Kyuubi! Granted the Kyuubi made as much damage and it wasn’t particularly strong since the Jinchuriiki was still a baby... But Sarutobi Hiruzen was declared an untouchable Missing Nin in literally thousands of bingo books since that very day and the gorge was named the Valley of Eternal Shame.
Toltiir was proud of that one. He got the whole scene taped into his head and boastfully plays it out at any time. Not that Toltiir or Toltiir minded. It was, and still is, an awesome scene.
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