"THIEF!"
All three genin jumped.
"JUDGEMENT!"
Sakura started trying to get rid of the book but it was quite obviously stuck to her hands. She made the classic mistake of trying to get a foot in for leverage and was promptly stuck with two hands and a foot being stuck.
"What did you do?!" asked Naruto, aghast.
"I tried to steal this from you so that I could give Sasuke the dragon contract!" stated Sakura, whose eyes went wide. "I didn't mean to say that! This book is forcing me to tell the truth!"
"What a horrible thing to happen to a ninja," said Sasuke, making sure there was no way that Sakura was going to end up against him. He had this horrible idea of her stuck like that and stuck against him.
"Let go of it, Sakura!" said Naruto as Sakura rolled around on the ground, still trying to get rid of the book as the glow brightened around it.
"I'm TRYING!" yelled Sakura as she struggled with it.
"Oh," said the arriving Mushu. "I'm gone for just a couple of hours and everything just goes to heck."
"PUNISHMENT!" declared the deep authoritarian voice. The glow brightened.
When Naruto could look again, there was no sign of Sakura. There was a large boy about their age, wearing Sakura's clothes though. And with his pink hair cut in Sakura's style. And who looked panicked and was gasping for breath.
"That was close," said the boy. "I have no idea what that thing was going to do... what's wrong with my voice. Why are my clothes so tight?"
RIP!
"Are you Sakura's brother or something?" asked Naruto.
"What are you talking about, Naruto?" asked the boy. "I don't have any brothers!"
"Uhm, Sakura?" asked Sasuke.
"What is... Sasuke? You look shorter," said the pink-haired boy, who then used hands to start checking portions of anatomy. "Oh no."
Naruto watched the boy check various things, the clothing ripping when various muscle groups were stretched or flexed. Then the boy ran to the shores of the lake, looked down into the waters, screamed and fainted.
"What just happened?" asked Naruto.
"Uhm, listen up, you two," said Mushu. "Let me see if I gots a handle on this here sitty-ation. Naruto had his book. Sakura took the book. Sakura wanted to give Sasuke the book. Because Sakura doesn't really like Naruto that much, but she's got a major thing for Sasuke."
"Uh huh," indicated Sasuke.
"Okay, so that's it then," said Mushu. "The glyph in there basically hit her with a judgement curse. So from now on - Sakura's gonna have to use the men's side of the bathing area."
"Oh, I see," said Naruto.
"Hmmm," said Sasuke.
"WHAT?!" yelled Naruto.
"I don't wanna be a boy..." said Sakura, looking several shades of miserable.
"It's permanent?" asked Sasuke.
"Most likely," said Mushu. "It was a one-shot trap after all."
"Oh hell..." wailed the pink-haired boy. "I gotta use the bathroom!"
"So?" asked Naruto.
WHACK!
"Well," said Naruto, currently flat on his back. "Sakura hits just as hard as ever."
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