"Me?!" asked a startled Kakashi. Usually they went after Sasuke. A few had gone after Zabuza.
"It says 'It's a Trap - 4 Crossdressing Yaoi Fanboys'," read Naruto, blinking at that and then looking at the leaping pink-clad forms in an entirely different light.
"Gurk," went Kakashi as he realized what was leaping at him.
"This is fate," said Zabuza with a nod.
Just before they reached Kakashi, kunai began hitting the frilly forms. Explosive notes went off.
"Time for a makeover," went a survivor, pulling out a sinister collection of knives with rods and gears stuck in at apparently random.
KA-ZAP!
"Good boy, pikachu," said Kakashi, smiling down at the little rodent-thing.
"Piikaaaa!"
"Oh?" asked Rin, holding up a white tube.
"That means..." Sakura looked at the little pink tube.
"But look at those bonuses," pointed out Naruto.
"Not wearing it. No how no way," insisted Sakura, looking directly at Naruto.
"Well, can't blame you I suppose," said Naruto, holding up an orange tube.
"Thank you," said Naruto, inclining his head and putting the thing away with a shudder. Just that phrase 'compulsive behavior' sent all sorts of alarms going off in his head.
They crept out on the ledge in the manner of ninja.
Which really was appropriate all things considered.
Big lake of lava, castle on an island in the center, single stone bridge linking the island with the cavern.
After looking it over, they crawled back into the access tunnel. There was a moment of silence.
"If we dump a bunch of explosive notes into the lava, maybe we can swamp the castle and take out the big bad that way?" suggested Naruto.
"Good idea, but if they can stand that heat in there - that might not take out the boss," pointed out Sakura.
"On the other hand," pointed out Kakashi. "It just might take out the patrols."
"What was that odd outfit they were wearing anyway?" asked Sasuke.
"Dominatrix costumes, black leather with spikes, that also explains the whips," said Kakashi.
Rin, back in her usual outfit, shook her head once. "I don't think we've got that many explosive notes left. Not enough to make that much difference. Maybe if we could bring the cavern's roof down, but then we'd have rock dust and maybe be stuck here if that didn't count as completion."
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