“Hello Mihos, and welcome back to UFF Fight Club Night,” Buju Bontines announced into his microphone. “During the break, I had my esse Danny Sharps checking our Statustitron Four-Thousand to find information on this new mystery fighter, and have we got something for you! Senor Danny?”
“Thank you Buju,” the man inside a booth on the other side of the arena said. “As you are all aware, our computer is able to run through every public file on the planet, and it has managed to identify our mystery competitor…I think.
“According to the records the mystery competitor is D-Bra, princess of the Twinkling Star Kingdom from which was banished from 10,000 years ago by her mother for her disappointing cup size,“ the speakers of the rung -which were still inside the defensive magic shell- announced.
Down on the floor, the dragon in human form was almost brought out of her daze by the announcement. At least until… What the? Where in the hell would they possibly get that kind of crappy, lame-brained…OH NO!
Meanwhile, in a special FBI building…
“Okay, okay, now put how she joined the UFF to try and-”
“Xane,” the resident tech expert of Agency Zero interrupted before the gigantic Amazon could continue. “While I appreciate you bringing to this to my attention, I think I can come up with a suitable back-story that we can properly rib her about for the next few months.”
Of course if they hadn’t hacked into the arena’s computer system and it managed to find anything about Debra’s actual past, it might raise certain questions Agency Zero didn’t want asked. While public records of the old WF might have been scrubbed and they had gone to greater lengths to ensure the majority of the public didn’t much remember the old team, the odd fan site did tend to creep up on the net every now and again.
With her fun spoiled, Xane turned her attentions back to the screen showing the fight. At least they can’t gripe at me for watching the match she thought before the camera focused back on Debbie and…
“Uh, it’s that little midget grabbing Debbie‘s…” Xane left the rest unsaid as she pointed to the screen.
Back in the Arena…
“Feh D-Bra my ass, these things don’t even make it out of the A range!” Happosai said as he squeezed the loli wannabe’s chest.
Of course, the physical stimulation brought D’Bra out of her state of shock, and she grabbed onto the little gnome who DARED to try and touch her in such a disrespectful way. Despite the man’s enhanced aura, his defenses crumbled along with the bones in his arms as D’Bra latched onto him.
Even with his arms crished, Happosai managed to smile as he latched onto the woman’s aura and…noticed that the thing currently holding him was not human. Which meant that much like that damn Ayane girl, she was completely immune to the old man's aura absorption technique. “Oh shit.”
“Say hello to the last three seconds of your life,” the irate dragon thundered before she focused her power through her eyes to blast the little bastard point blank with a full powered mystical beam. When the man literally dissolved in her hands, D’Bra’s anger quickly subsided.
“OH HO HO! PLATINUM PRINCESS’S USING THE OLD CYCLOPS DISAPPEARING BEAM ACT! LOOKS LIKE YOU-KNOW-WHO’RE GOING BACK TO THEIR OLD TRICKS!”
But, the dragon’s break from her volatile emotions was short-lived. This was mostly due to the fact of the bloodcurdling scream that came from the UFF fighter that was on the ground. The one, D’Bra remembered, that had been reaped by Happosai before he and Ranma had started their brief exchange.
The woman that was now going to die because D’Bra had just killed the man holding said aura.
Oh no, what have I done?
(Posted Sun, 02 Jun 2013 00:54)
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