It was also connected to the wailing.
Tug, tug. It almost felt like hair. Tug, tug.
"Is someone there?"
The Companye scooted closer to the chimney.
"Sereni, is that you?" Rii asked.
"Yes," sobbed a girl's voice.
"Okay, now how do we get her out?" reasonably asked Mercuria.
True evil could be found on the world known as Toril, though it was not Soiyo Happ that embodied it.
The nearest true evil was some distance away.
That didn't mean that true nuts couldn't be found nearby.
"Perfect-t-t-t-t-t, my preciousssss," said the old woman as she cackled and moved her hands around the Crystal Ball.
If Ranma had seen her, he would have proclaimed her to be Queen Beryl and the most likely enemy of the heroes.
She was also undead, what is normally called a Lich.
Unfortunately, the evil queen who had set herself up for lichdom had made a few teenie tiny mistakes in her calculations.
"Heee heee hee hee hu hu hu hu!"
For one thing, instead of cadaverous, she looked vampiric. More importantly though, instead of becoming an evil lich - full of a cold and calculating intelligence...
"It's my precioussssss, yesssss, they are just scrumptious looking aren't they, my preciousesssss."
...she was missing a few cards from her deck, her oars didn't reach the water, the elevator didn't reach the top floor...
"They wants to be our guinea pigs, don't they, precioussss."
...a few bats in the belfrey, a few bricks short of a load. In short, though she was a powerful mage, she was bonkers. Looney tunes. A mind as agile as a dead parrot. Suffering from Intellect Deficit Syndrome. Having become overdrawn at the memory bank. In other words - her mind was loopier than a hummingbird on PCP.
"Yessss. My preciousss. Guinea pigs. Yesssss."
To be sure, Queen Benadryl was not the genius she had been prior to becoming a lich. She hadn't been all that clever before lichdom either. She had sneezed at several points during the rituals, and these had caused some problems.
So now the 19th level Sorceress was planning on trying out her new transformation process on these girls, one that would turn them into:
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