22,300 lightyears.
Obviously, getting into a used Yugo and driving there was not an option.
"Damn, we're down to a quarter charge," said Akane, looking at the meter on her Transmutator Pistol Mk XIV.
"That's hardly surprising," said Kodachi. "Did you have to convert the entire school?"
"It had to be done," said Akane, posing dramatically. "They were all hentai and difficult and stupid, and the boys were even worse. It is only fitting that they who made my early life so difficult should now usher in a new golden age. As a Stardock Security agent, it is my duty. No, as a former human, it is my duty to improve the gene pool!"
"Well, I suppose," tentatively agreed Kodachi. "You know how to recharge that thing?"
"Damn it, 'Dachi, I'm a Docker not an Engineer." Akane shook her head. "Oh, if only we could get Happosai with this."
"Didn't he drown in his own drool when the starship landed and the troops embarked," Kodachi held a fist above her heart. Well as close as she could manage. "What a tragic and senseless death."
"I don't know, I thought it had a certain ironic humor," said Akane.
"Mistress Akane! Mistress Akane!" Shampoo came rushing up, her little maid's outfit looking perfectly clean and spiffy. As it should.
"Yes, Maid?" Akane knew that the Servitor couldn't be interrupting on a trivial matter. Perhaps she wished to initiate sex?
"I found one of these while cleaning up the landing site," Shampoo held up a large green pill in her white gloved hand.
"Good work," said Akane approvingly as she patted the former Amazon's head like a dog that had just done a good trick.
"Isn't that an 'Instant Monster' capsule?" Kodachi asked. "Just add water?"
"Exactly," gloated Akane. "Just what we need for our plan of world domination!"
"Otherwise we'd never get the resources for an interstellar rescue operation," epositionary dialogued Kodachi.
"Now, all we need to do," said Akane, flipping the pill into a canal, "is send our nearly unstoppable monster on a rampage until our demands are met."
She had started slowly, gently, but with the strength expected of a member of her race.
She had kept in mind that males were delicate things. Though Ranma and the others had been picked for the non-delicacy, they didn't want what had happened to the last male to happen here.
So it was small things first. Setting the mood.
In the case of Squadron Commander Kleeviege, that meant proving she was not some fragile Earth woman. How better to do that than with a martial arts match?
"Of course we do sparring matches in the nude, that way it's just skill against skill without the benefit of any tricks."
"While we have a number of martial arts strikes and kicks, it is our pinning and wrestling maneuvers that are our specialty."
Ranma realized sometime through it that he was getting aroused. However, Akane had well and truly conditioned him. Anything perverted out of him and he would immediately lose any hint of desire and start looking for the beating that "he deserved".
Kleeviege had noticed the problem and as soon as the bout was over, suggested an oil rubdown.
Bonnet supplied the oil. It would soak into the skin and produce an extreme arousal, at which point the male could gently be lead into the dance of passion.
Kodachi tossed the pistol into the bubbling section of the canal.
"What did you do that for?" Akane demanded.
"You know as well as I do that the monster will take its shape and abilities from environmental factors present during its formation," said Kodachi matter-of-factly. "This way we might get a monster that can transmutate."
The waters erupted as a huge suitably monstrous form appeared.
It was:
(Posted Sun, 02 Feb 2003 12:28)
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