"It hadn't changed one bit in all the years I was innactive..." Jadeite muttered. Looking up to the sky, he then screamed, "SO WHY AREN'T MY PLANS WORKING!?"
Jadeite growled. He had done everything right. He had changed back to human form, changed his general's uniform into a nice expensive-looking Italian suit, and he had acted very curteous to those he offered to change into Lycanthrope as well...
"SO WHY DIDN'T THEY ACCEPT MY OFFER!?" Jadeite growled. He thought about who he had talked to. There was the bouncy girl, 'Nuku Nuku' he thinks she called herself. When he offered to turn her into a Lycanthrope, she was so bouncy and asking if she could be a werecat. But then that weird helicopter showed up and started shooting ammunition at them. Jadeite was definitely thanking the Dark Gods for his Lycanthrope healing abilities.
Then there was that other girl. She was wearing a red-slit styled Chinese dress. All he did was offer to turn her into a Lycanthrope, there was no need to swing her sword like that!
And than there was that college student. A decent mechanic that was trying to fix his motorcycle. Even with the offer to be turned into a werecheetah to he can run faster than he could ride was turned down. Jadeite was sure he could have convinced the boy to take the offer if that woman hadn't shown up! God, that woman was dripping off such an aura of purity, Jadeite felt like he was going to puke!
"It seems like there's no one smart enough tot ake an advantage when I offer it to them..." Jadeite muttered. He was getting pissed.
It was then that two middle-aged men entered the park. They werte weeping as they passed by Jadeite. "It's over Saotome!" Said the one that was bawling a waterfall of tears. "There's no way we're going to get Ranma to marry Akane."
"Marriage," Jadeite thought, "Such a stupid concept. A waste of time and energy."
Jadeite watched as the fat one, (who happened to be giving off such an aura of greed and sneakiness that it reminded Jadeite of Zoicite) nodded his head to what the blubbering one said. "I know what you mean Tendo. But what can we do about Ranma? We don't know where he went, and he's probably out there fornicating with that disgusting Jagwere!"
Now that caught Jadeite's eye. A Jagwere? Perhaps this could be useful.
Soun nodded his head. "Oh Saotome! My baby girl is in the hospital! And it's all that jagwere's fault! She's keeping your son away from my daughter, and so he wasn't there to protect her!"
Genma grunted in disgust. "That dishonorable son of mine! If only we had that Lycanthrope stuff! Then we would show them the error of their ways!"
"And we'd make sure that gaijin werecat NEVER caused a problem for us again!" Soun growled, his sadness breaking way into an anger that was almost Akane-like.
Jadeite smiled. It looks like Jadeite might have found someone... Standing up from the bench, Jadeite called out to them. "Excuse me, gentleman, but I have got an offer for YOU!"
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(Posted Mon, 03 Feb 2003 02:03)
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