"Do you think he'll remember us?"
"It's been over ten years. At least we can get back at Uncle Genma now. If only...."
"Yeah. If only... By the way how's your girlfriend?"
"She's fine. How about yours? Has she found out about your other side?"
"She was a little upset, but she has accepted that it part of me."
The two boys stopped and looked at a resturaunt. The sign read 'Nekohaten'. They looked at each other and shrugged. Entering, they waited for a bit.
"Ayiyah," Shampoo said, as she aprroached them. "Welcome to the Nekohaten. How may I serve you?"
"We're not here for food. We need directions to the Tendo Dojo. We have business with Clan Saotome."
"What business you have with arien?" Shampoo demanded.
"Arien? Nevermind. Our business is that. Ours. Not some girl who will probably knock herself everytime she walks."
Shampoo's face turned beet red and was about to say something, when a thumping noise caught her attention
Cologne pogoed out of the back room, shuddering a bit. "Great-grandaughter, just give them the directions."
Shampoo did so, not liking it one bit. As the two boys left, Shampoo looked at her great-grandmother quizzically.
"Great-grandaughter, those two boys weren't martial artists, yet something about both of them scared me. We'll head over to the Tendos and watch what happens. We can make it there faster than they can."
The two Amazona roos hopped on their way to the dojo. Mousse hastily followed them. Seemingly oblivious to being passed by roof-hopping Amazons, the two boys contiued their conversation.
"So how is the Gig upgrade working out?"
"Fine. Fine. I' starting to have my doubts about III though."
"Well, I don't trust III either. I'm also having doubts about Ryo. I have the feeling that he's being consumed."
"Maybe. The Radicals have pointed that this area is likely to be the target of either or both forces. We had better see how Ranma compares to the forces we are used to dealing with."
Shaking his head, one boy said, "Funny. Once we found out about each others abilities and teamed up, we've had a far easier time of facing off both groups. We should give the inhabitants of this area a good laugh before it begins."
Looking up the other commented, "I see the gang is all curious about us. They are all on their way to the dojo."
"You've become quite paranoid."
"And, you've become a lech."
The two boys shared a laugh and walked up to entrance to the Tendo home. One of them had a rolled up piece of paper in his hand. The other knocked on the door and waited.
Opening the door, Kasumi smiled. "Hello. Welcome to the Tendo Dojo. How can I help you?"
"Is Genma Saotome and Ranma Saotome here?"
Kasumi frowned and looked at the two boys. "Is this something about a fiancee?"
The boys laughed.
"No. This is about a debt of honor that Genma Saotome has to deal with."
"We are not here to fight Ranma or get involved with any of the girls he luckily has fawning over him. The business is with Genma, not Ranma."
Reluctantly, Kasumi showed the two boys into the house. Genma and Soun were playing Shogi and Ranma was puching aroped post in the back yard.
"Mr. Saotome," Kasumi said. "These two young gentlemen have something they have to discuss with you."
Soun looked at the two boys suspiciously. "Why have you come here? Do you have something you want from Ranma?"
Ranma stopped punching the post and scratched his head in puzzlement, as he looked at the boys. Hearing Kasumi's voice, Akane and Nabiki also came down to see what is going on. Wordlessly, one of the boys handed Genma the piece of paper. Genma opened it up and read it.
Face paling, Genma looked up at the two boys. "This can't be true. Both of them?"
"Yes. Both of our fathers are dead, and that means that we each are head of our respective clan. You do have that little agreement with our clans, if the head of both clans felt that you are doing a poor job.... It has to be you, since you are the head of the Saotome Clan."
The other boy asked, "Could you please all wait in the backyard while we deal with this."
Curious as to what was going to happen, Ranma and the Tendos waited outside. The other members of the Nerima Wrecking Crew, hiding in the backyard, remained quiet.
"YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!!!" Genma screamed.
A few muffled arguments with the name 'Nodok' thrwon out later, the two boys came out with wicked smiles on their faces. One of them activated a small tape player and music started playing. What they saw next, caused everyone's mouth to drop. Genma was in a pink bikini and a hula skirt doing the can-can dance.
Nabiki's eyes bugged out. 'Who are these two boys? I do not like being shocked like this.'
After the dance ended, much to the amusment of the two boys and the stunned looks of everyone else, the two strangers approached Ranma.
"It's been over ten years since all three of us have been together, hasn't it cousin?"
Ranma's eyes flashed in recognition as he looked at the two boys.
Nabiki asked, "You're Ranma's cousins?" 'Another shock. I have no clue as to who these two are.'
"Yes. We're both from Nodoka's side. She was the youngest of three children. My father was the eldest," one boy said.
With a lecherous grin on his face, the other said, "My mother was the middle child. We were able to force Genma to do that due to a contract he signed when he married Nodoka."
"If he didn't do what we said, well let's just say it wouldn't be pleasent."
Nabiki asked, "What are your names?"
"My father was Fumio Fukamachi. My name is Sho Fukamachi," the boy who claimed his father was the eldest said.
The other boy replied, "My name is Akira Fudo."
Nabiki thought, 'Akira Fudo and Sho Fukamachi, hmmm? Once I dig up your files on the net, I won't be shocked anymore.'
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