[Episode 263569] [Episode 263569]
Ranma woke up in a bed. (Or at least he thought it was a bed.) His head was on a naked lap and three pairs of naked boobs were hovering on three sides of him. “I told them a hundred was too many,” Nabiki said, gently massaging his temples. “Poor Master-baby,” crooned another Nabiki, caressing a cheek. “You don't overwhelm someone on their first time.” sympathized the third, soothing his brow.
“Aaaa!” Ranma sprang from their clutches. Though he landed a yard away, he was still on the bed. Only, he realized, he couldn't find the edge. There was no way to get off it!
Nabiki understood. “Your grandfather called it his cloud nine.” “It's extra-dimensional.” “You're in a place where no one else can bother you.”
“Ex,except you.”
“Well, …,” the three smiled, each adopting a different centerfold pose. “Nothing is for free. Even old Lukkusai had to pay a price.” There was amusement in their voices at the secret they kept to themselves.
“How do I get off this thing?!”
“You have the key; we have the locks.” And their poses went from centerfold to lascivious.
“I, I don't think I can do that.”
“You were ready to do it with Akane Kei.” “No man can lie...” “...when he's not wearing pants.”
“Akane?? The girl that called me a pervert and tried to kill me??”
“I believe you're referring to Akane Tia.” “Akane Kei was the one you nearly molested!” “Until you fainted.” All three went, *tsk, tsk*. “We've just got to teach you how to follow through with your male intentions.”
“Male??” Ranma had a flashback: He passed a too female version of himself as his mind went to a dark corner. And then, blank. “Just, just like cat-fist,” he whispered.
“What?”
“Never mind! It's something you don't need to know about!”
“I make it my business to know everything worth knowing.” Ranma wasn't sure which of the Nabikis said that, but he suspected the other two had the same motivation. “And there's nothing more worth knowing than Master-baby.” All three of them approached him on the cloud like a stalking animal of prey. He felt the prickle of his ailurophobia returning. No!! Not having just gone through... “Geez! I don't even know what girl phobia's called!”
Somehow, as yet understood, a portion of the cloud parted and a vision of another place appeared.
(Posted Tue, 30 Sep 2014 23:25)
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