Makoto blinked twice, and turned her gaze to the Heavens. "Thank you, kami-sama!"
Minako forcibly stopped herself from drooling at studly martial artists in order to suggest. "Jan ken pon?"
"Oh man, that hurt!" Ranma confessed.
"Oh no, he's hurt! Nurse Minako to the rescue!"
Ami was already up and checking the boy over, and if her hands lingered it was purely because she was studying to be a doctor, right? "He seems okay, actually."
Ranma began to feel nervous when his gaze finally fixed on what was making him so cautious. (Not scared. Oh no. Not him. Cautious.) There were two cats looking at him. (He couldn't feel nervous about all the girls over there playing rock-paper-scissors. Nope.)
"Uhm, I'm not in Nerima any more, am I?"
On the other hand...
"Oh my, that's right, honeydew melons are on sale at the corner market! Thank you for reminding me, Akane!" Kasumi walked off to get ready for a quick shopping trip.
Nabiki snorted as she tried not to laugh. "Well, Akane, at least you should be able to swim now."
"Huh?" Akane hefted one of the orbs on her chest and watched it bounce. This was weird. "This is ridiculous. I look like a girl from one of those martial art videogames!"
"Really?" Nabiki asked, wondering if a few pictures would be good now.
"Look!" Akane hefted the two massive breasts with effort.
"Sweeee urk!"
Akane and Nabiki both stared as Happosai went from flying leap to on the ground staring.
Akane realized she was still hefting and released the two masses, only to watch as they bounced back and forth. Happosai's head went up and down in a synchronous movement to that.
Happosai turned without a word and started back towards the house.
"Uhm, not that I'm complaining, but weren't you about to glomp her?" Nabiki inquired of the old lech.
"Yes. But if I did that I'd wake up from this dream. It's entirely too pleasant, so I'll just watch from way over here and not be any trouble to anyone." Happosai hopped up to sit on the edge of the porch and sighed happily.
Akane grimaced. "I'm going to kill that baka when he gets back."
Nabiki nodded. She'd consider going over a list of things the new busty figure would be good for. Though the way they bounced, Nabiki was wondering if they were even real. "You might want to see about getting a size GG bra, Akane. Otherwise you might get whiplash next time you go jogging."
"Hey, I been training in martial arts all my life," said Ranma without a hint of modesty.
"Wow, just like my never mind," said Makoto, wilting slightly under the pained looks from the other Senshi.
Ranma was privately exulting, using the Great Will to modify it so he wasn't nervous around cats had worked out quite nicely. The girl with the ponytail had produced muffins, then the girl with the dark hair had provided tea, and the girls were acting, well, nice.
He kinda liked that. "Well, I interrupted yer study session, and I should be getting back-"
Ranma wasn't prepared for all the desperate looks.
Finally the ponytailed girl cleared her throat. "Well, uh, if you're ever in the area, you'll, uhm, stop by won't you?"
"It's not fair," said the girl with the bow in her hair. "If I had a fiance, I wouldn't go punching him across town." Neglecting to mention that she physically couldn't do that. Even in Sailor Venus mode, she didn't have a concussive attack.
Four other Sailors rushed towards the open door, trying to stop a major divergence in the timestream from occurring.
"Well," said Ranma, forgetting he was still the Great Will because the agent sent to reclaim the ability had gotten caught in transtemporal traffic. "I wish-"
(Posted Thu, 21 Nov 2002 11:21)
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