PokeGirls (GD): "Prepare For Trouble..." [Episode 26419]

by Red Priest of the 17th Order

Ranma walked over to Brianna and Gina. He couldn't help but smile as he saw how happy they were now that they were being treated as people, (and Bri had been given clothing) The two pokegirls were standing by a cooking pot that was on the fire. Ranma inhaled the scent. "Hmm... Smells good. What is it?"

Both pokegirls looked up at Ranma; Gina was the first to speak. "Well, you could call it 'leftovers', Master."

"Yeah," Brianna said, "We're finishing off the buck you caught last night. Now you should eat up Master. We want you healthy and strong!"

"Mmmhmm." Gina mumbled as she nodded her head. "We want our Master to be up to his best for Tamings!"

Ranma looked between the two smiling Pokegirls and blushed a bit. He was able to come to terms with the idea of Taming, (Thanks to his Harem) but he was still a bit shy about how they so openly talked about it. "Don't worry, I'll make sure I will."

"YAY!" Was the cry from the two of three Diggers sisters as Brianna then handed Ranma a bowl of the stew they made and Gina gave Ranma a spoon.

Soon, Asrial had joined the three who were sitting near the fire and started to eat as well. Breakfast was a somewhat quiet affair, since the Master and his 'Alpha' weren't really all that much into talking about sex first thing in the morning. However, there was one subject that was bothering Ranma. "Do you think I'll be able to get you guys back home safely?"

"What do you mean, Master?" Gina asked.

"Well," Ranma bnegan, "What I'm askin' is did your parents know who kidnapped you? I mean, if they know Sextome did it, and they see me... Well, I might be in trouble."

Gina thought about it. "They weren't there to protect uys when we were taken. However, I'm sure if theys ee you with us, they might jump to their own conclusion."

Ranma groaned. "Great..."

Asrial swallowed a bite of food and spoke, "Damn, that counterpart of yours was a pill, wasn't he, Ranma?"

Ranma nodded his head. "Yeah. Bastard obviously was a criminal. I can only wonder what he's done to drag the Sextome name through the mud."

And then all of a sudden, they here it!

"PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!"

"MAKE MY LATTE DOUBLE!"

There was a collective blinking between Ranma, Asrial, Brianna, and Gina. They turned their heads to the side and saw two figures that looked Japanese standing there. Both wore black soldier outfits, (with the girls ade to be a bit more rervealing and with a skirt) with big red R's on the chest.

Asrial's jaw dropped. No. It couldn't be. Not them!

"To protect the world from infestation!" Said the man.

"To bump and grind all peoples without a reason!" Said the girl.

"To denounce the goodness of truth and love."

"Our orgasms reach heights as the stars above!"

Both people posed, pointing their arms to the side.

"LENDO!" Said the man, introducing himself.

"ICHI-KOO!" Said the possible Pokegirl.

"Team Rivalsan, blast off to fulfill our dream!" Lendo said as he posed.

"Surrender now, or prepare to cream!" Ichi-koo stated as she posed, pointing her katana at the group sitting by the fire.

"MERRRRRRRRROWL! That's right!" Said the sack-carrying Merrowl that came out of nowhere. A large red 'R' was then behind the three posing idiots.

Asrial's jaw hung open.

"You do that and your face will freeze like that." Brianna warned her 'Alpha'.

Ranma was curious once more. He had learned from his time here that's it's best to find otu what you're getting yourself into. He took the PokeDex out of his pants pocket and pointed it at the Merrowl.


MERROWL, the Feline Pokegirl

Type: Anthropomorph (feline)

Element: Normal

Frequency: Common

Diet: prefers fish, chicken, milk, and rice. Usually finds finer brands of pokechow acceptable.

Role: frequently found as pets, though not as common as the more humanlike Kitten. Doesn't get as much education due to a humanocentric bias.

Libido: Average (becomes High monthly)

Strong Vs: Ghost, bird pokegirls, mice pokegirls

Weak Vs: Fighting

Attacks: Bite, Scratch, Slash

Enhancements: Functional Claws, Night Vision, Enhanced Senses of Smell (x3) and Hearing (x3), Enhanced Agility. Fingers are not as dexterous as human equivalent.

Evolves: Purrsian (normal), Firecat (Fire Stone), Electrocat (Thunder Stone), Catnip (Leaf Stone), Pumara (Diamond Stone), Lioness (battle stress), Ocelolita (Mana Crystal), Toxicat (Venom Stone), Mountain Cat (Diamond Stone & Cunnydew nectar)

Evolves From: Kitten (orgasm)

Merrowl are not the most powerful or elegant pokegirls, but they are fairly common and have their share of supporters. They are low-maintenance and fairly prideful, not great orators but when they do choose to speak their owners are apt to listen.


Ranma blinked. That wasn't a whole lot of information. Oh well, it's probably because the Merrowl is a simple Pokegirl. "At least the PokeDex told me something..." Ranma thought.

Then another thought hit Ranma. That other girl with teh sword could be a Pokegirl as well. After all, Gina looked very human to Ranma, and yet she was a Pokegirl. Ranma pointed the PokeDex at the female Shinobi, and got the confimation he needed.


KUNOICHI, the Ninja Pokegirl

Type: Very Near Human

Element: Normal/Dark

Frequency: Common (in Edo League), Uncommon to Rare (all other Leagues)

Diet: omnivore, prefers human style food

Role: spy

Libido: Average

Strong Vs: Dark, Ghost, Psychic

Weak Vs: Bug, Fighting

Attacks: Smoke Screen, Vanish, Shuriken toss, Ninja Dart toss

Enhancements: A Kunoichi can move in shadows and completely in silent, being almost impossible to detect

Evolves: Cheshire (Cat E-Medal)

Evolves From: None

Kunoichis were made, along with Cheshires to be spies. During Sukebe's war, Kunoichis would gather information of the enemy, and then return so the more powerful pokegirls could attack.

Kunoichis can also defend themselves very well in battle, since they can combine their natural stealth talents with a series of attacks during a fight.

Kunoichis normally have a rivalry with Cheshires, as their area of expertise is identical. It is possible to evolve a Kunoichi into a Cheshire with a Cat E-Medal, but these are so rare that few people even know this is possible. It may explain their rivalry though. In the Edo league Kunoichis also have some rivalry with Ronins.


Ranma blinked. His instincts were right. She was a Pokegirl. STanding up, Ranma decided to ask, "And what do you two want?"

"Isn't it obvious?" Lendo asked in return. "We are Pokegirl thieves, AND WE WANT YOUR POKEGIRLS!"

Ichi-koo then butted in. "Yeah! Now hand them over!"

Ranma rolled his eyes. "Oh please..."

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(Posted Tue, 04 Feb 2003 15:08)


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