[Episode 2647] [Episode 2647](Note: I decided to include a 'Dark' tag just in case.)
Upon noticing the catgirl, Ranma froze. Teeth chattering, he pointed at the girl, who eying him curiously, as his mouth was wide open even though nothing could come out.
Meanwhile, Brianna Diggers was trying her best to make sense of all this. Here she was, minding her own business while trying to make the best of this 'vacation', when suddenly, out of nowhere, this *hunk* of a man drops nearby! Within the span of a few seconds her day became much, *much* better....
Though she was wondering why the boy was currently doing a very impressive impersonation of a statue.
"Umm... hello?" Brianna asked as she slowly approached the pigtailed martial artist.
Still no response.
It was only when she had reached him and reached out for his hand that Ranma said something. "Ca... Ca... Cat... g...."
"Oh!" Brianna gave a slight chuckle. The reason for his fear should have been quite obvious to her since there was more than a good chance that not many foreign people knew much about lycanthropes. Now that she thought of it, the boy did seem rather cute in his current state. Feeling the heat rise all of a sudden, Brianna answered, "Yeah, I'm a catgirl."
Amusement turned to quick concern, though, when Ranma broke out of her grasp and backed away, falling to the ground in the process.
"Is something wrong?"
"P-please... go...."
Brianna immediately ran towards him and gave him a big hug. Oh, how she wanted to tell him it's all right, that everything will be better.
"Please don't be afraid." She knew that this poor boy's irrational fear of lycanthropes had to be eradicated in some way (*Not* that she was currently thinking of bedding this hot stud of a wild horse as payment for her help! Nope! Nope! Nope!). But how....
Suddenly, she knew the perfect solution!
Slowly tugging the martial artist up, she said in a soothing tone, "Please, come with me. My family resides in an area with many other lycanthropes, including were-cheetahs similar to me. There we can help cure your problem!"
Ranma's head snapped up in a flash. "You mean... there's a place with all sorts of were-cats?" Seeing the girl nod, he quickly formulated a reply.
"KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT!!!"
And just like that, the girl who was holding onto Ranma disappeared.
Ranma slumped to the ground, exhausted but feeling a whole lot better than before.
***
Both Gina and Britanny Diggers were frantically running around, unsure of what the hell just happened. Somehow, everyone they knew (friends and foes alike) got transported to this barren planet. No one, though, had any idea how and of any way to get out.
Pushing their way through the mass, a familiar figure appeared in front of them.
"Brianna!" Gina gasped, glad to see her sister though she was hoping that at least *one* of her friends was back home. "Do you know what's happening?"
(Cue Benny Hill theme)
Brianna opened her mouth, all ready to explain her meeting with this strange but handsome fellow....
When all of a sudden her body exploded, showering all those nearby with blood and pieces of her innards.
Gina Diggers would have begun to scream at this except that a rather long piece of Brianna's spine was lodged in her mouth, a rather large portion of it poking out from the back of her head. As the world around her began to shake, and people began pushing each other out of the way in a futile attempt at escaping, she almost fell backwards twice with only her will to live keeping her up.
Ironically, her two backwards stumbles caused both of Britanny's eyes to be poked out. Sightless, the were-cheetah cautiously walked about in an attempt to find a safe path. All was for naught when the ground below her opened and, after she fell through, closed on her just as fast -- though this did produce a rather intersting *squishing* sound.
She wasn't the only one for whom the earth opened for. Though in Theodore Diggers' case, a stream of scorching lava shot up, sending his body along for the ride. An inevitable afereffect to this stunt was his body burning as quickly as parched paper, though for some reason his head wasn't incinerated along with the rest. Instead it flew through the sky like a shooting star....
And fell to the ground like a bowling ball dropped from the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Right on top of Gina Diggers, causing her head to collapse within itself like a melon. If someone were to look at the body at the right angle, it would almost look like Theodore Diggers decided to look more like his daughter... and have a spine piercing his neck.
In a strange twist of fate, Lydia, Moisha and Romeo were all tied together, Moisha's hair wrapping all of them by their neck (though not enough to strangle any of the were-rats). Having been sent into the air, anytime the three would fall to the ground, they'd just bounce back up at a higher trajectory, though missing a few chunks of flesh here and there. If there ever was an Olympic event for something as such, this trio would surely be at the top.
And Charlotte... poor Charlotte! She had been jumped upon by a horde of ravenous mutant termites that had a thing for bird flesh. Who knew that one of this planet's few life forms would be such?
And as the screams of terror continued, the following happened:
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