Sasuke Uchiha stabbed his finger down. "That one."
"That one?" asked Thoram. "Well. The location is right over there, but I really don't think this is a good idea."
"I can do it. I must do it," said Sasuke. "Where?"
"Here's how you pull up a map, but you REALLY should be part of a group when you go there." Thoram demonstrated how to access the appropriate display. "Hang on. I think I can get Tajra and Dekthena. Maybe a shaman to help."
"It's fine. I'll show you all," said Sasuke. No way he was going to let NARUTO get ahead of him.
"He did what?" asked Naruto.
"I don't remember seeing that one before," said Tajra. "Sounds intriguing."
"Sounds totally inappropriate for a twelve year old ye mean," said Thordra. "I blame me brother."
"I tried talking him out of it!" declared Thoram.
"Ye be hanging around wit' elves of loose morals," began Thordra.
THOOM! went a challenge flag onto the ground.
"I meant YER sister," said Thordra to the two glowering elves.
Both of the elves in question glanced at Tajra and allowed that maybe the dwarf had a point.
"Sasuke's in danger?" asked Sakura, pushing to the front. "We have to... Am I reading this description correctly?"
"A bondage dungeon? Who the heck put THAT in there?" asked Thoram.
"Horde," said Tajra. "So, Tauren, Forsaken, Trolls..."
"Ewwww," managed several of the Alliance personnel as their imaginations went there despite none of them WANTING to go there.
"We have to save him!" declared Sakura.
"Well, he's not dead," said Thoram, pointing to a display.
[Sasuke Uchiha - Dungeon Of Mistress Lok'Tait. Lvl 95+]
"Oh, I know what that is," said Hinachan. "I spied on the comings and goings there. It's a 'specialty brothel' the Horde uses."
"It's a wha?" asked Thoram.
"Don't go explainin' it in front of the kids," complained Thordra.
"Two of you can't go. Ages to the side, yer levels are way too low," said Thoram. "Naruto could go, but the age thing. There's something weird about the setup too."
"Most 'dungeons' and 'raids' are structures formed in space/time when someone sets up an exploit in the fields that the titans and their machinery used to develop this world," said a human that the ninja didn't know. "Each of them have things like the level limit, and usually some other rules involved. Such things replay after a set time - like a stage play on a regular schedule."
"Sae how the bluidy nether did a BROTHEL end up as one?" asked Thordra.
"Wait. Sasuke-kun's in a BROTHEL?" asked Sakura.
"Tha's already been established," said Thordra.
"He's TWELVE!" pointed out Sakura.
"Yeah, and it took us six hours to get you two here," said the strange human. "Then again, time operates strangely in dungeons and raids and other space/time folds. For your friend, it could have been six minutes or six days."
"Six DAYS?!" Sakura collapsed.
"What's with her? They're orcs and trolls, humans are just as ugly to them as they are to us," said Hinachan.
"I think she's just got an active imagination," said Thoram. "Alright. Who's up for a raid?"
"A human spawnling? In a cage? Over a blood pit?" The troll looked at the swinging cage. "Man. You gals really know how to set a mood!"
"You got that right," said one of the waitresses. "Throw your mug at him. Hit him and the next drink's free."
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