"Took the rest of your PokeBalls?" Britanny asked. "What do you mean? Who took them?"
Tuxedo Moronaro was breathing heavilly. "It, it, it was..."
Moranaro didn't get to answer as suddenly, there came a rumbling that made the ground shake. The Pokegirls and Tuxedo Moronaro could see trees falling in a domino effect. It was obvious something LARGE was heading towards them.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Moronaro screamed. "THEY'RE HERE!!!"
Ranma, Asrial, and Sheila ran back into the clearing, wanting to make sure the others were okay. "Hey! Who's that?" Ranma asked, indicating the Tuxedoed fool.
"That, Ranma, is our 'Master', Moronaro." Setsuna explained calmly.
Moronaro glomped onto Makoto tightly. "AH! Protect me Lita!"
Makoto growled. "The name is 'Makoto'.
*ZAP!!!*
"NOT LITA!"
*ZARK!!!!*
A very charred Tuxedo-wearing fool learned a harsh lesson as he slunk to the ground. Never piss off a Peekabu.
It was then that a large force entered the clearing, knocking down a couple of more trees as it came into view. It was a LARGE black vehicle that looked like a cross between a hover-car from the Jetsons, a tank, and a large mack-truck. The metal was all black, and there was a large red 'R' on the front of the back portion. There was a large tank cannon that was attacked in the center of the top half of the 'R'. The front part that was most like a car had Lendo in the drivers' seat. Asrial stood atop the vehicle, looking imposing.
"Oh, crap..." Ranma muttered.
Asrial sweat-dropped. "Oh, this cannot be happening..."
"PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!" Said Lendo.
"MAKE MY LATTE DOUBLE!" Said the voice of Ichi-koo
"To protect the world from infestation!" Said Lendo.
"To hump and grind all peoples without a reason!" Said Kunoichi.
"To denounce the goodness of truth and love."
"Our orgasms reach heights as the stars above!"
Both Members of Team Rivalsan posed, Lendo doing the 'victory' sign, and Ichi-koo just looking bad-ass.
"LENDO!"
"ICHI-KOO!"
"Team Rivalsan, blast off to fulfill our dream!" Lendo said as he posed, trying to flex what little muscle he had.
"Surrender now, or prepare to cream!" Ichi-koo stated as she posed, pointing her katana at the group sitting by the fire.
"MERRRRRRRRROWL! That's right!" Said Merrowl that came out of nowhere and landed on the large cannon of the tank-like vehicle. As before, the Merrowl had a sack with large red 'R' on it. Fireworks sho up into the sky, making an 'R' pattern in the sky.
Ranma, Asrial, and all Pokegirls gathered sweat-dropped at the sight. "This... This is too unreal..." Ranma muttered.
"Tell me about it..." Asrial complained.
Lendo looked smug as he sat in the driver's seat of his war machine. "I under-estimated you and your Pokegirls once." He then unsheathed a katana and pointed it in the general direction of the group. "I SHALL NOT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE A SECOND TIME!"
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(Posted Thu, 06 Feb 2003 04:41)
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