The few OfficerJennies this town had rarely had occation to do more than ticket a parking violator, or maybe, handle an occational drunk. In fact, this outpost town had more actual officers than OfficerJennies, and they, like the Jennies, didn't have a lot of problems from day to day. This may be a small almost outpost town, but they had scant few of any real uncommon or rare pokegirls in the area around. So, life in this small town was usually peaceful, an unusually serent place in an unusual world. Something this good can't last, yet the OfficerJenny on duty was quite surprised to hear...
"PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!"
"MAKE MY LATTE DOUBLE!"
"GONNA BUST THAT BUBBLE!"
Nodoka and Genma began to blink in utter confusion! It sounded like a battle cry, but it was just too ridiculous to be a battle cry. Turning to the source of the sudden outburst they noted several things. First, their son had a hand over his face, shaking his head. The lovely harem he had acquired were sweat- dropping, and Asrial was grinning behind the barral of some giant gun!
Lendo: "To protect the world from infestation"
Ichi-Koo: "To bump and grind all peoples without a reason!"
Ryoga: "I'll get you for your treason!"
Genma didn't particularly like anything he saw so far, but the police-woman with green hair didn't look like much of a threat to the tank-thing to him. Then again, the tank did have a big band-aid on it...
Lendo: "To denounce the goodness of truth and love."
Ichi-Koo: "Our orgasms reach heights as the stars above!"
Ryoga: "I'll smash you even without my glove!"
Stiking poses for their fans, the new team Ryvalsan was showing off their stuff! Lendo was dreaming of his success both as a tamer and a lover, proud of the physical attributes given to him. Ichi-Koo, however, stopped posing when the OfficerJenny came up.
"I'm sorry you can't bring that into Grind-um town city limits," stated the OfficerJenny with a strained voice, "You will have to park it out of the way as well."
A Merrowl appeared, "MERRRRRROWL! This is the great team Ryvalsan, the new and improved version of Rivalsan! MERRROWL!"
"Nevertheless, the laws must be enforced, so I have to ask you to move your weapon of mass destruction," the OfficerJenny explained.
By now, Ranma's entire group had moved away from the cafe for a better look at the action. Ranma found the whole thing amusing, until he heard someone behind him say, "Do you have another bomb? I wanna' give 'em the KAPOWIE this time!"
"How dare you impede the great Lendo!" exclaimed Lendo, as his eyes bore into the police-pokegirl. Grinning, he added, "The new Hover6000 is INVINCIBLE! You cannot stand in our way, puny girl!"
Shrugging her shoulders, the OfficerJenny moved away from the tank, and back towards her guard station.
"Yippie," Ichi-Koo proclaimed, "Nothing can stand in our WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaah!"
The giant spring loaded metal panel began to lower itself back into position, as the OfficerJenny hummed a happy tune at the job well-done. She hoped she could get a good taming in for this one, but she wouldn't admit to that in public. Mentioning something in public could disgrace the department, so she would keep that too herself. "That was fun," she giggled, "people should bring tanks in more often!"
Ranma and company stood there, each with a large sweatdrop appearing on their foreheads. They probably would have stayed that way, except Britanny spotted something shiney....
(Posted Sun, 09 Feb 2003 10:37)
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