[Episode 27290] [Episode 27290]Ryoga's Tomboy sweat-dropped. "Why does Master always have to just get horny?" The Tomboy thought. "I'm his Pokegirl dammit! He should be asking me for a Taming, not just walking around getting lost!"
However, she could not say a thing. It was bad etiquette for a Pokegirl to try an reprimand her Tamer, and it was seen as good practice for a Tamer to beat the shit out of 'dicipline' a Pokegirl that would try to become 'independant'. And that was something no Pokegirl enjoyed going through. Especially if their Master were either Ataru Morowhoreshi, Lord Erwin 'Pee Wee' Hard-on, Moronaro Chiba, her own Ryoga Ho-biki, or *shudder* either of the Sextome males.
Finally, after a another moment or two, Ryoga came to his senses, (as well as into his pants). "Heh, heh... Boob... Dammit! Where the hell are we!?"
The Tomboy rolled her eyes. "We were travelling through a forest, Master. Then you went into another of your... Uh... 'Meditative Plotting Techniques' on how to defeat Sextome, when you led us into this town."
"Oh? Right!" Ryoga said, blushing slightly. "Which town is this?"
"I was paying attention to the sigh as we entered." The Tombot said. "Welcome to Buckshiny!"
Ryoga blinked. "Isn't that, that butt buffer stuff?"
The Tomboy smiled. "Yep! Buckshiny: Named after the company of the same name. Known throughout the world for their wonderful bun-buffers, Buckshinies are used before any Pokegirl beauty contest."
And then as if on que, the intercom system set up throughout the two played the jingle, as it did every half-hour. "Who shines your pokegirls buns? Buckshiny Buckshiny! What bunshiner do Pokegirls prefer? Buckshiny Buckshiny! When the buns look really good, it's a Buckshiny Bum!"
((Author's Note: Thanks for the idea of what Buckshiny is, Targhan.))
Ryoga blinked his eyes in surprised. "O...kay... Ryoga said, startled by the fact he was standing in a town that was named after an ass-blaster. "Well, where's the nearest PokeCenter? I could use a break."
The Tomboy pointed right behind Ryoga. Turning around, the Eternal Lust Boy saw he PokeCenter. "Er, right. I knew that."
The Tomboy rolled her eyes as he Master went up the steps. Sometimes, she'd just wish he'd trade her. But noooooooo... She had to look a little like 'his' Tomboy Akane, (who really happened to be owned by Sextome, but that didn't stop Ryoga from wanting her). "I really should get a new Tamer.
As he stepped inside, Ryoga saw that the PokeCenter was pretty empty, with the exception of the NurseJoy, a Catgirl, and a cute Mousewife. Ryoga smiled as she saw her cleaning up the place, getting a good look at her rounded ass as she bent over to clean. Ryoga could see that she was sweating heavilly, her shirt was practically plastered top her back. "Heh, heh! Looks like I'm going to get me some." Ryoga thought with glee.
Kasumi was enjoying cleaning and straightening out the waiting room. She didn't have much to do these days, and cleaning helped her keep her mind on her goals. She and her sister had done the impossible so far. They had gone three MONTHS without a Taming from their Master. That would be impossible in most cases, but they had their own ways to pass the time. Kasumi kept to chores to keep active, while Nabiki stayed in her PokeBall, as to not have to face the outside world.
Kasumi was then taken out of her thought as she felt someone place a hand on her butt. "Hey." The man said. "It's been awhile, hasn;t it Kasumi?"
Kasumi blinked. "Ho-biki? What're you doing here? More importantly, wwil you get your hand off my buns?"
Ryoga smiled. "Kasumi, has long has it been since you had a Taming? Tell you what: since that bastard Ranma hasn't Tamed you in God knows how long, I, an old friend of yours, shall take matters into my own hands and.
*CRACK*! *SLAM*! *THWACK*! *SCHWING*! *BAM*! *SMACK*! *WHAM*! *PUNCH*! *KAPOW*! *108-Hit-Combo*! *THUD*!
The Tomboy looked at her Master, who currently looked like ahuman Pretzel. "Daaaaaaaaayum..." The Tomboy muttered.
Nabiki couldn't help but smirk. "And everyone always said Akane was the fighter..."
Kasumi smiled demurely and went back to cleaning.
MOUSEWIFE, "never underestimate the power of a Johto League Mousewife"
Type: Anthropomorph, Near Human
Element: Normal
Frequency: Uncommon
Diet: human style foods, cheese has special effects
Role: most often a domestic "pet", eagerly sought by many for noncombatant tasks
Libido: Average
Strong Vs: Ghost
Weak Vs: Fighting, fear attacks
Attacks: Tackle, Dodge, Scratch, Kick, Agility, Cheer Up
Enhancements: Night Vision, extremely good digestive system, enhanced intuition, high range and sensitivity hearing, sensitivity of sense of touch is x8 human, enhanced dexterity and coordination (x4)
Evolves: None
Evolves From: Titmouse (normal)
While the Titmouse is a common pokegirl that is often traded and thought of as useless by most League officials, the occasional one evolving to Mousewife is treasured by Breeders, pet owners, and a variety of others. When evolving, the four foot tall Titmouse loses much of her fur, the muzzle, and other animalistic qualities as she grows to an average height of five feet even. She becomes considerably more intelligent but also more docile towards authority figures.
Mousewife is a fastidiously clean, domestically oriented pokegirl. Even the most tomboyish and clumsy Titmouse becomes more graceful and suddenly "gets" the concept of housework, becoming proficient in short order. Threatening a Mousewife will quickly intimidate one unless her "lair" or children or Tamer (especially if any sort of affectionate bond exists) is also threatened. At which point it has been reported that even Psi-dykes and Tomboys have been known to back away from the terror that is an enraged Mousewife. This is caused by a form of battle rage that slumbers within the quiet and gentle domestic's heart, tapping into latent psychic potential and combining it with an adrenal state. This is not generally known beyond the simple catchphrase that has circulated for over one hundred years: "never underestimate the power of a Johto League Mousewife." When a Mousewife is not in this battle mode, they tend to define terms like "sweet and gentle" or "quiet and demure" - this is not an act or pretense. A Mousewife who has found a Tamer who responds to her behavior with thoughtfulness or open affection is sometimes prone to daydreaming, but the typical Mousewife in this situation is forgiven such faults.
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