"We're autowhatits now?" Usagi demanded.
"'Autobots'," Luna corrected. "Giant Americajin robots that transform into cars, trucks, planes and things."
"Wow! I remember watching them on the news," Minako excaimed. "So what can we transform into?"
"How should I know?" Luna asked. "I have ... had more important things to study than foreign robots."
"You'll probably transform into a fleet of sentai theme vehicles that can combine into a single giant robot, kind of like on the Voltron anime," Artemis replied. "Hey, it's a guy thing."
"So, uhm, how do we transform?" Makoto asked.
"Do you really want to become a car?" Rei demanded.
"Well..." Makoto hedged.
"Try saying a phrase like, 'Artemis Transform!'" Artemis advised, did a sudden back-flip, landed on two feet and stared at his hands. "What the...?"
"That's it?" Luna puffed up. "All this time trying to remember how to turn back to human form and that's all we had to do? Artemis you idiot!"
"Hey, you forgot too," Atremis replied defensively.
"Oh, never mind. 'Luna Transform!'" The black cat backflipped and landed on her butt. "Owiie"
"Here let me help you up," Artemis offered, stepped forward, stumbled and fell on top of her. A hand shifted to stop his fall and landed there, the other landed there and squeezed.
Luna was not impressed. Artemis' face was - by Luna's fist. "Artemis you pervert!"
"Well the marbles out of the bag," Minako exclaimed.
"That's 'cat'," Ami corrected.
"Whatever," Minako said crossly. "So I guess it's our turn now."
"Uhm, okay, but who goes first?"
"On the count of three!" Usagi exclaimed brightly.
"One!"
"Two!"
"Three!"
"...."
"Okay, for real this time, you guys."
"Oh, just do it!" Artemis advised while rubbing his jaw, "and get it over with."
"Alright!" Minako exclaimed. "Senshi Transform and Drive In!"
"That's 'Roll Out'," Artemis corrected.
"Whatever ... 'Venus Transform!'"
And so, one by one, the senshi-bots transformed into...
(Posted Fri, 21 Feb 2003 08:34)
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