[Episode 27506] [Episode 27506]The Tomboy closed her eyes as Ryoga screamed in her face. Dammit! She wanted a Taming, but he had to wake up. "Yes, Master, Ranma Sextome was inside the PokeCenter. Apparently he decided to reclaim two of his old pokegirls, the Catgirl and the MouseWife you hit."
Ryoga was growling in rage. "SEXTOME! TODAY IS THE DAY I FINISH YOU!!!"
However, before Ryoga you get any further ranting, he saw aother Tamer racing towards the PokeCenter, a Skunkette in his arms. "GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!" Called the Tamer as he ran.
"Huh?." Ryoka stated as he blinked his eyes, "What's your-"
*THUD*!
Ryoga lay on the steps of the PokeCenter, a footprint in his groin and face, as the Tamer had literally run over him to get into the PokeCenter. "Ow... Why that, THAT JERK! I am going to kick his ass in PokeBattle! I'm gonna..."
"Uh, Master..." The Tomboy warned.
Ryoga blinked his eyes as he sat up. "What is it?"
"Over there." The Tomboy said as she pointed. Three large humanoid automations were running towards them.
"Halt! Cease! Desist! Give-up-and-return-Princess-Asrial!" The Salusian Drones stated as they ran/hovered towards the PokeCenter.
Ryoga blinked. "What the heck are-"
*CLANG*! *CLANG*! *CLANG!*
Wincing, the Tomboy looked at her Tamer, who was now sporting a series of bruises on his face. Her Master continued to sit up as all three large robots literally hovered towards them to get inside, the bottom part of the drones smashing Ryoga across the face as he did. "Master, are you okay?"
Ryoga fell back down onto the steps of the PokeCenter.
Shaking her head, the Tomboy couldn't help but mutter, "Poor Master."
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The NurseJoy recieved quite a surprise as she saw a Tamer run up to the desk, breathing very hard. "Are you all right, young man?"
Jeremy was breathing deeply for a moment, shaking his head. "You... HUFF! Gotta... PUFF! Hide us! HUFF! PUFF!"
Blinking her eyes once, then twice, the NurseJoy asked, "What seems to be the problem?"
Finally having caught his breath a bit, (boy, he was really pushing his Blood Gift of Recovery today) Jeremy explained. "T, there are three weird robot-like things after me! They keep saying my Pokegirl is a Princess and-"
It was then that the doors for the dual door entrance to the PokeCenter were blown off the hinges as three Salusian Drones literally plowed into the PokeCenter. "Surrender-now! Give-up-Princess-Asrial-and-no-harm-shall-pass. Continue-to-run-and-we-will-take-more-extreme measures!" Said the Salusian drone standing before the other two; its shoulder cannon mounted and glowing as it was powering up.
Jeremy gulped. He started to move aong the wall slowly, to try and make it to the doors. "Look, how many times do I have to say this? ASSrial isn't a Princess, she's a Skunkette. Believe me, I've known her since we were kids. She was my next-door neighbor until Threshold set in. You've got the wrong Poke-"
Seeing the main Salusian drone fire off a blast, Jeremy ducked, so that the balst passed over him and his Skunkette. The wall behind them now had a rather large hole in it, and what was going on inside could easilly be seen.
"Oh, yes, oh yes, oh..." Asiral stopped moaning as she realized the room was much lighter. She, Ranma, and the few Pokegirls turned their heads. "HEY! CAN'T A PRINCESS GET ANY PRIVACY HERE!?"
Sweat-drops were abound, even on the foreheads of the Salusian Drones.
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Genma was working dilligently to change the flat tire opf his Moped. Dammit! Why'd this have to happen now!? "I'm too old for this shit!"
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Ryoga stood up. He was ready to make Sextome pay. "So, Rana thinks he can use little toys to take me out? Well, he's got another thing coming, you hear?"
The Tomboy nodded her head. Once again her Tanmer woke up before she could take advantage. Yes, Master. Whatever you say, Master."
Ryoga nodded his head. He prepared to run into the PokeCenter. "RANMA, PREPARE TO-"
""ROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAR!!!"
Ryoga blinked. He turned around in time to see an OfficerJenny ride up to him. "GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!"
*VROOM*!
Ryoga lay on the steps of the PokeCenter, his hair a mess from the ionization from te hovering unit of the bike. "... MY hair..."
"ROAR!!!"
*ZARK*!
The Tomboy sighed as she looked at the fat... Whatever it was... slam into and through a wall of the building to get into the PokeCenter. However, it let off lightning bolts as it did so, and one hit and charred her Tamer.
"DAMMIT! CAN SOMEONE SCREW ME!?"
"Yes-Princess-Asrial!"
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(Posted Sun, 09 Feb 2003 12:29)
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