Bump-ba-dumf!
Make that 2044 as the last of the Uranus Space Sword was eaten.
The tide of white furred red eyed bunnies began forming waves that swept along as bunnies began eating things.
They did not eat flesh or wood or organic materials. Anything else was fair game.
"WAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Sailor Moon ran by, clutching what was left of her modesty and dignity, because there sure wasn't enough of her uniform left to do the trick.
A police car came up, screeching to a halt with siren going and lights flashing.
1.5 seconds later, the siren gave a last plaintive whoop as the bunnies munched on the remains of said police car.
At which point a little girl with goggles and a croquet mallet ran up. "It is a bughunt!"
"WORLD SHAKING! WORLD SHAKING! WORLD SHAKING!" Sailor Uranus couldn't help herself. A moment later she was completely buried in white furry forms.
Bump-ba-dumf! Bump-ba-dumf! Bump-ba-dumf! (16,352)
"Uranus!" Moon called out on seeing the wave form and submerge the Sailor beneath its warm and fuzzy crest.
A hand broke out of the furry bodies, with a glove that looked chewed on. Three fingers were held aloft.
"She's still alive in there somewhere," Venus pointed out the obvious.
The hand broke the surface again, this time holding up two fingers. There was almost no glove left.
"I'm coming," Neptune said, trying to wade through the tide.
The hand broke the surface again, without glove, one finger showing.
"That's not very polite, Uranus-san," chided Sailor Moon.
The little girl with goggles and the mallet pulled out some odd device that bore some superficial resemblence to a crockpot. "Turbo Evil Magic Sucker Mk IV™ - switch on!"
It should be noted that this was a considerable improvement over the MkIII because this had a filter that would keep it from trying to suck the young goddess genius inventor into the machine.
Hellbunnies began flailing as they were rapidly sucked into the machine, as this was a form of technomagic that they weren't able to absorb (until they mutated. Sort of like using an antibiotic - if they were any left to mutate to a resistant strain - they probably would.)
Five minutes later the crockpot lid slammed shut with the last of the Hellbunnies sucked within.
"Ta-da," the young girl with the croquet mallet bowed. "Oh! I just love Mister Magic Sucker! I..." Skuld looked around the plaza. "Uh oh."
(Posted Tue, 11 Feb 2003 12:06)
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