"Sheila. My name's Sheila!" Sheila replied. She then cringed as she realized the wererat's focus was back on her... Then back on Ranma.
Deciding she could tend to her sister's need for punishmenrt later, Akane stomped over to Ranma. Akane then grabbed the pigtailed martial artist by the collar of his shirt. "Ranma you idiot! What did you do THIS time!?" Akane demanded.
"Well Akane, this wasn't my fault, or anyone else's here." Ranma said, holding up his hands in a defensive manner. "If anything this is all Pops and Mr. Tendo's fault. They were the ones trying to get us together. And as usual, they screwed it up, and we all ended up sleeping with someone else!"
Kasumi then took that moment to look down at Tirga, who was embedded into the floor. She sighed.
"Oh, so this is MY DAD'S FAULT?" Akane asked, her tail sarting to straighten out in anger. "HOW DARE YOU BLAME MY FATHER!?!?"
Closing his eyes, Ranma knew he was going to die. But, by some miracle, (or more likely joke) of existence, Ranma was spared by the most impressive of distractions.
"SOMEONE HELP ME!!!" A voice cried out. Looking to the side backyard, all in the living room could see a male werecheetah in boxers go leaping over the wall and landing in the backyard.
"Another one?" Akane asked. She was so shocked, she dropped Ranma, who was then thanking the gods.
"Raphie?" Sheila asked surprised.
"SHEILA!" Raphiel called out. He couldn't say more as the back wall exploded. A trio of female werecheetahs wearing skimpy clothing could be seen. One with a pair of bonbori, one with a spatula, and the last with a ribbon.
Staring with wide-eyed, Ranma asked, "Is that..."
Screaming his head off, Raphiel went running into the house, only to trip over Tirga, and land with a thud. He almost got to his feet, when the three werecheetahs who had started running tripped on him, all landing in sucession on top of the other.
Sheila walked over to Raphiel who was under a dogpile... Sorry... 'Cheetahpile' of werecheetahs. "Are you okay Raphie? Who are all these girls?"
Raphiel was about to answer, when the one with the spatula wrenched her arm around his neck. "YOU JACKASS! I WAS SAVING MYSELF FOR RANCHAN! I AM SO GOING TO KILL YOU!"
"NO WAY SPATULA GIRL!" The Chinese-looking werecheetah said, as she grabbed ahold of Raphiel's arms. "Shampoo kill Fake Ranma!"
"I'm not Ranma..." Raphiel chocked out.
"Of course not peasent! There is no way that you could match the greatness of my dear Ranma-sama..." The werecheetah with a ribbon said as she tightened her ribbon around Raphiel's ankles.
Turning ot Ranma, Sheila asked, "Do you know all these werecheetahs?"
Blinking in shock, Ranma nodded his head. "Ucchan? Shampoo? Kodachi? Is that really you guys?"
"RANMA!" Was the cry as three spotted forms tackled Ranma. The three girls spoke at once.
"Ranchan! This jerk took my... You know!"
"Ranma-sama, I have been tainted, my purity taken from me!"
"Airen! Shampoo's efforts to save herself for you been ruined!"
Helping Raphiel to his feet, Sheila asked, "How did you end up with those three?"
"I don't know. I was trying to look for everyone else when that dust was going around, and those three grabbed me, saying something about, 'I'll save you Ranma, I won't let you end up with Akane'." Raphiel, 'eeped' as he saw the three werecheetahs turn back to face him. They blinked. Looked at Sheila, then back at Ranma, then Sheila again, then back to Ranma, in a manner very similar to what Akane was doing earlier.
"Oh crud..." Ranma muttered.
"YOU HARLOT! HOW DARE YOU TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MY RANMA-SAMA!?"
"You cheap slut! No one was supposed to take Ranchan but me!"
"Shampoo take vengeance for Airen's honor!"
Sheila blinked. This was not boding to be well.
While this was happening, Nabiki, taking the advantage of the confusion to get out of there, now sat outside on the roof. She had a camcorder in one hand. "This is how I prefer things. The sidelines are much safer than the battlefield, plus I can stil make a profit.
"Sorry Kasumi."
*KA-POW*
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(Posted Thu, 21 Nov 2002 11:21)
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