In one of the bars of East Bumfuck, sat a dejected Genma Saotome. He had failed in capturing his son. His worthless boy who had betratyed him and the Tendo Ranch. Dammit, why didn't his son realize that all the Pokegirls he made and caught were for the benefit of all?
"Doesn't the boy realize it's just as Tendo said it was," Genma muttered bitterly. "Tamers need Pokegirls to start their careers. They need strong, rare Pokegirls that cab actually survive the initial challenges! Sure, they were originally human women, but once they recieved a Level 5 Brainwashing Cycle, they wouldn't remember a thing, and they would be loyal, protective Pokegirls for their Tamer that buys them."
Taking a sip from his mug of beer, Genma chuckled. "Sure, we made a profit off of 'helping' others get the Pokegirls they want, but damn it, we still help the masses of Tamers get a starting Pokegirl, and for a tidy sum, we allow Tamers to buy rare, strong, exotic Pokegirls that they may need." Genma thought, as his sip turned to downing his beer.
As he thought about it, Genma genuinely thought where he went wrong with Ranma. Genma and his boy's mother, (and Genma's Alpha) a Samurai named Nodoka worked hard to raise the boy in his beliefs. Whiel Genma had to admit, the boy never was one for 'manliness' in the beginning, always trying to treat his Pokegirls easilly and not taking other's Pokegirls when he defeated them in PokeBattles.
However, Sexffron changed everything. Most of Ranma's Harem was destroyed or missing. His Tomboy Akane, Shieldmaiden Yuka, Growltit Sayuri, Amazonchan Shampoo, and twin Tymazons Ling-Ling and Lung-Lung were killed. His Ditto Ukyo, Lupina Natsumi, Titmouse Kurumi, Phoenix Kiima, and his Dominatrix Kodachi were all missing in action after the explosion Ranma caused that killed Sexffron, caused their PokeBalls to be scattered and possibly destroyed in the seering heat of the Phoenix-demon's flame.
Genma sighed. While it was a horrible event, it finally opened Ranma up t the teachings of the most evil, lecherous Tamer to walk the path. Happosai. The Grandmaster of the Anything Goes School of Pokegirl Taming and Lechery had MANY good concepts behind his art. All of which his son, Ranma Sextome was willing to take upon his shoulders once he lost all hope for the human race.
Genma shivered. True, his son also lost most of his manhood, but dammit, his son became the greatest Tamer they had ever seen after Sexffron's defeat! He was cruel, vicious, conniving, a real bastard with contempt for all life except his own! Oh God, did it make Genma proud of his son!
"But something's happened..." Genma muttered to himself. My boy is becoming... 'Nice' again... He's losing the edge Soun and me ingrained into the boy. And now... Grr... He's betraying us, ratting us out to the police."
As Genma went to finishing off a second beer, the door to the bar was literally kicked of its hinges with a cry of, "SEXTOME!!!"
Genma spun out of his bar stool immediately and faced the door. It was a figure covered in a tattered, sun grayed, hooded robe. While Genma could not make out the face, he could see the figure had red eyes. "And what do you want?"
The figure turned its head to look at Genma. "You have betrayed your comrades, Genma Sextome. I have been dispatched to dispose of you, and then take charge of your mission. We won't allow you to betray Team Rocket."
Genma narrowed his eyes in anger. "W, what!? I stayed loyal. In fact, I am the one that has been on my son's trail all this time!"
The figure snorted. "Did you think Soun wouldn't notice that you freed his daughters from his home? Did you, Sextome?"
Genma blinked his eyes in surprise. "HUH!? What the hell are you talking about!?"
"Enough talk!" The figure said. "IT IS TIME TO FIGHT!"
Genma growled. He'd show this dumb fuck who was the fighter around her. Taking all three PokeBalls off his Pokebelt, he threw them with a cry of, "HAREM, I SCREW YOU!"
With a tripple popping sound and a burst of red lights, three Pokegirls stood there. The G-Splice, the Clown-slut. The Succubus Hinako Ninomiya. And Genma's Alpha, the Samurai Nodoka.
Genma's Clown-slut laughed as it stared at the cloacked figure. "So, you think you can intimidate and threaten the Master, pretty boy? I'll feed you 31 flavors of PAIN before I finally let you die."
Hinako licked her lips. "Now, now, G-Splice. Remember, I want his soul all for myself..."
Nodoka narrowed her eyes at the Clown-slut and then at the Succubus. "Do not underestimate this opponent. Something feels terribly wrong about her."
Genma laughed out loud, feeling high and mighty for the moment. "So fighter, do you think yourself strong enough to take on THREE Pokegirls? Hmm?"
The only answer Genma got from the cloacked figure was a cry of, "DARK PUNCH!"
And thus Genma's Clown-slut went flying into and through the bar's wall, into a through the wall of the next building, and then finally stopping as soon as it hit a street lamp-post.
Genma's jaw dropped as he stared at the hole. He used his PokeBall to summon the G-Splice back to him; she was going to need some medical attention. "W, who are you?" Genam asked, shaking.
The cloacked figure then tossed away the cloak, revealing a female figure. Deeply tanned skin, red eyes and blazing red hair that looks like a flame. A dark gray gi with the red-colored Edo League symbol of 'ten' or 'invincible' on the back, and a buddhist necklace around her neck. As soon as the people saw her, the other bar patrons started running the hell out of the bar.
As soon as Genma realized who he was up against, he practically wet himself. He was up against HER! The Pokegirl Fighter that had nearly killed the Edo League Street Pokegirl Champion: the Amazonchan named Ryu. It was the Master of the Shadow Force herself. the Fallen Shotokan Pokegirl Fighter "A, a, a, AKUMA!!!"
Akuma smiled at Genma for a moment. She loved how she could almost taste the fear dripping off his piggy-self. "Meissatsu..."
Genma whimpered as his other two Pokegirls stood in front of him protectively. He knew Nodoka was an experienced fighter, but Akuma was a ruthless Pokegirl. The main reason Police Agencies RARELY went after her was because she was a casual killer. She'd off ANYONE that would just even rub her the wrong way, (in more ways than one.)
Genma had to make a decision now. His partners are trying to off him. Should he try to take out this assassin, or perform the Sextome Secret Final Attack?
SAMURAI, the Sword-Avenger Pokegirl
Type: Very Near Human
Element: Fighting
Frequency: Extremely Rare
Diet: human style diet
Role: veteran warriors
Strong Vs: Bug, Dark, Ice, Rock, Normal, Steel
Weak Vs: Flying, Psychic
Libido: only manifests if the Samurai is alone with her Tamer
Attacks: Slash, Double Slash, Cut, Sword Dance, Focus Energy
Enhancements: Enhanced speed, stamina and strength. Tough skin. Can summon two weapons at the same time.
Evolves: None
Evolves From: Ronin (mechanism uncertain - may be unique)
It is unknown why or how a Ronin evolves to a Samurai, even though researchers are still studying them with little to no results. A Samurai likes one thing, to fight. And their primal motivation is to protect their tamers, no matter how powerful the pokegirl in front of them is; they will fight to the death if it keeps their master safe. When they are alone with their tamer, that changes completely and their libido goes so high that it could actually rival a Vixxen.
A Samurai can summon two weapons, the Katana, and a shorter version, a Kodachi sword. They can also use both at the same time. A Ronin will always respect a Samurai since she will consider the evolved pokegirl as the perfect sword fighter master.
Their feral states are much like that of an Ingenue, in which they seem to be in a state of constant distraction.
SUCCUBUS, the Sexy Soul-Sucking Pokegirl
Type: Near Human
Element: Magic/Ghost/Flying
Frequency: Rare
Diet: energy from living things
Role: combat, support during Taming
Strong Vs: Fighting, Normal, Ground, Ghost, Psychic, Magic
Weak Vs: Dark, "purifying" magic (an exception to the above), such as the kind Megamis often use, and sonic-based attacks
Libido: High
Attacks: Energy Drain, Go Down, Wrestle, Call Me Queen, Pose, Backhand, Bite, Wing Buffet, Power Bolt, Spank, Butt Wiggle, Sex Attack 1, 2, 3, Nipple Cripple, Hypnotic Gaze, Rapid Stroke, Caress
Enhancements: Enhanced Strength (x4), Longevity, Solid Ether Body (see below)
Evolves: Dark Queen (mechanism unknown) (Mazouku and/or Demon-Goddess evolution speculated; mechanisms unknown)
Evolves From: Daimon (mechanism unknown)
Succubi are some of the most attractive and powerful pokegirls a Tamer can find. Their bodies are shaped almost to perfection, and they highlight this with provocative dress, actions, and speech. They usually have only one or two things to indicate that they are anything but a very sexy human woman (besides the large, bat-like wings they all possess), usually something like red eyes or small, vestigial wings on other parts of their bodies. Because they are an evolution of Youma, they retain their bad attitude, but unlike the belligerence of a Youma and its other evolutions, a Succubus simply has a condescending attitude towards almost everything. They tend to haughtily ignore anything they don't care for, and a Tamer they don't respect won't be given the time of day. If such a Tamer tries to initiate a Taming with them, he'll get it, but usually finds himself on the end of a Taming session that could put a Domina to shame. It's for this reason that Succubi get along cordially with dominating types of pokegirls.
Succubi are parasites, in the sense that they need the energy of other creatures to survive. They get this energy by using their Energy Drain technique on their partners during Taming, when the person they are with is giving off lots of energy anyway. As far as Succubi see it, this is more than fair for everyone, since they get physical pleasure, and energy, and their "victim" is enjoying the process also. Despite their condescending attitude, a Succubus never misses a chance for a Taming session, since it's pleasurable and filling.
The only thing Succubi enjoy anywhere near as much as sex is combat. Like during Taming, this is where they get to show how superior they are to others. They tend to almost sadistically pound on their opponents, and then usually finish them off with an Energy Drain, though this is more to humiliate them than anything else, since by that time a downed victim has little energy left.
Despite their being Ghost-types, Succubi are fully solid. The only clue that they are Ghost-types at all is that they can physically touch another Ghost-type whether that pokegirl is "phased" or not. This makes Succubi highly prized as guards against intrusions by other Ghost-type Pokegirls. Succubi cannot phase themselves. They explain this unique ability as being due to "being composed of solid ether." It is for this reason alone that Succubi are speculated to be the unevolved form of Mazouku. However, their apparently unique state carries a weakness: sound-based attacks seem to cause them undue amounts of pain. They can withstand noise or music just fine, but a concentrated sound-based attack against them is very painful. They don't take damage to their ears however. Instead, they seem to feel pain along their entire body. While they refuse to comment on it, it is speculated that the sound attack somehow disrupts their solid ether state to a degree.
To date, the only known evolution of a Succubus has been to Dark Queen, the ultimate form of a Youma evolution. Even then, what causes this is unknown. It appears to be some combination of post-battle stress (usually from a tough fight), orgasm, and a Dark Stone.
If a Succubus can find a Tamer who can't be made to play a subservient role during Taming (hard to do since Succubi are incredibly passionate in bed), and can force the Succubus to do so, then that Tamer has earned a Succubus’s respect and deference. From then on that Tamer will have a powerful and loyal pokegirl in his Harem, ready and eager to please him and fight for him. The only exceptions to this rule are Tamers who manage to evolve a Daimon they already own into a Succubus. In this case the Succubus is already predisposed towards loving and obeying her Tamer. Evolving a Succubus like this isn't nearly as easy as it sounds though, otherwise every Tamer would have one. The few recorded cases of Daimons evolving into Succubi have always been during orgasm, but there are many other Tamers with Daimons who have Tamed them many times without evolving them to Succubus. There is obviously some sort of factor being overlooked here, but what it is, no one can say as of yet.
TENEBROUS HEROCHAN, the Sinister Punching Pokegirl
Type: Very Near Human
Element: Fighting/Dark
Frequency: Extremely Rare
Diet: human diet
Role: combat obsessive, wielder of the Shadow Force
Libido: Average to High
Strong Vs: Normal, Ice, Rock, Steel, Dark, Ghost, Psychic
Weak Vs: Flying, Bug, Psychic,
Attacks: Chi Blast, Comet Punch, Uppercut, Hyper Punch, Evade, Counter, Lightning Punch, Fire Punch, Ice Punch, Focus Energy, Blur, Dark Punch, Dark Kick, Shadow Shot, Shadow Shield
Enhancements: Wakefulness, Endurance, Ignore Poison, Enhanced Speed (x3; added to base type's natural Enhanced Speed, if any), Enhanced Reflexes (x3; added to base type's natural Enhanced Speed, if any), Enhanced Strength (x5, added to base type's natural Enhanced Strength, if any)
Evolves: None
Evolves From: Amazonchan
For some Fighting-type pokegirls, no matter how good they get, it's never enough. They keep pushing themselves harder, wanting to reach the next level of ability, to understand and further master the principle of chi, which empowers them. Some pokegirls, someway, somehow, in their obsession to become better at what they do, stumble onto something that is like chi, but fundamentally different: the Shadow Force. These are the Tenebrous pokegirls.
Only a Fighting-type pokegirl can become a Tenebrous pokegirl, since only they have the understanding and implicit use of chi that enables them to make the connection to the Shadow Force. Exactly what the Shadow Force is is still unknown, since the only ones who understand it very well are those who use it, and they are very reluctant to speak of it. It is like chi, but somehow corruptive, taking the user to new and greater heights before leaving them burned out and broken when it's consumed them totally.
A Tenebrous pokegirl looks no different than she would from her base type. Her attitude is much different though. A Tenebrous pokegirl is sullen and withdrawn, becoming taciturn and disdainful of almost everything around her. Those who can sense auras (such as most Psychic-types, some Magic-types, and a few Fighting-types with high chi control) can detect that something is fundamentally wrong with the Tenebrous pokegirl, but not what. Tenebrous pokegirls don't get along well with their Tamer or other members of their Harem. They tend to spend their free time doing nothing but practicing or meditating, regarding all else, such as eating or sleeping (which they don’t need much of thanks to their Wakefulness enhancement), as a waste of time. Even during Taming they try to just finish it as quickly as possible, being mechanical and unaffectionate during the sex. Most Tamers would get rid of a Tenebrous pokegirl rather fast except for one thing: they are powerhouses in combat.
In addition to the techniques and abilities of the pokegirl type they evolved from, a Tenebrous is faster, stronger, and more alert than she was before. She is able to keep her energy up for longer periods of time thanks to her Endurance enhancement, and any sort of poison that gets into her system can be ignored for a short while, which is typically all she needs to end the fight, before it affects her. A Tenebrous pokegirl can use the Focus Energy maneuver to power-up her attacks to a greater degree than she could before as well. She also gains a plethora of attacks from the Shadow Force. She is able to call upon its power to make her image shift and waver, making her harder to hit. She can literally grab any nearby shadow and pick it up, holding it before her to partially block incoming attacks. She can take the raw power of the Shadow Force and coat her hands and feet with it to do extra damage when striking her opponent. The signature move of her new status however is the ability to collect part of the Shadow Force in her hands and throw it at her opponent, much in the manner of a Chi Blast, except with dark energy.
While it may seem like the Shadow Force is superior to the chi that most Fighting-type pokegirls normally use, in the long run it tends to drain its users. One clue to this is that a Tenebrous pokegirl, unless her base type is one that is strong against Fighting-types, will be weak against other Fighting pokegirls. This is a subtle indication that the Shadow Force is not a direct match for chi energy. Most Tenebrous pokegirls try their best to compensate for this with their wide variety of stealthy combat maneuvers, and can overcome this weakness to a degree, but in the end using chi is still the more worthwhile path to follow. Presumably, any pokegirl who realizes this can give up on using the Shadow Force and un-become a Tenebrous pokegirl again, but to date, the few known Tenebrous pokegirls have never done this. The only other way for a pokegirl to stop using the Shadow Force is to lose the fighting edge that led her to it in the first place, which means to evolve to a form that doesn’t have the Fighting element. This makes the pokegirl un-become a Tenebrous pokegirl, and if she later becomes a Fighting-type, she may again seek out the Shadow Force at will.
A Feral Tenebrous pokegirl has never been known, but the very idea of one is frightening to those who know of this kind of pokegirl. They would most likely be uncontrolled engines of devastation that would be very difficult to bring down. No Threshold girl evolving to a Fighting-type has ever been known to become a Tenebrous pokegirl, and expert Researchers maintain it is probably impossible. Still, even they admit they aren’t totally sure.
"-And Britanny's-"
"Operation: Wedding Bellz!"
"... Hey! How'd you two get out of your PokeBalls?"
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