"I'll take this to school tomorrow. Toji and Kensuke will get a kick out of it."
Shinji leafed through the book and shook his head at the melodies written in the book. He was so busy getting a laugh out of the book, he didn't notice Asuka come in.
"So, what do you have there Shinji?" Asuka asked.
Shinji turned the book cover to Asuka and shook his head. "Something really silly. Look at this one."
Shinji showed the page he was looking at and Asuka read the title of the song aloud.
"The Caphony of Laserfall. WHAT?!"
Asuka snatched the book up and went through the various songs written in the book. She gave the book back to Shinji with a snort of disgust.
"That book is a joke," Asuka declared.
Shinji nodded. "I know. Funny though. I'm going to show it to Kensuke and Toji tomorrow."
Asuka shook her head and went to her room. Shinji packed the book away and went to sleep.
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After eating breakfast, Shinji and Asuka headed to their school. Shinji had that bagpipe song book in his left hand. Seeing that, Asuka shook her head. The two of them made it to school before the bell rang. Shinji found his two friends and showed them the book. They all laughed at the stupid songs written in the book. Rolling her eyes, Asuka brought Hikari over and she went through the silly book as well.
"Let's get to class," Shinji said, as he put the book into his bookbag.
Inside the bookbag, the songbook flashed five colors: red, green, black, yellow, blue
After school, Shinji walked home and groaned a bit.
Asuka glared at Shinji, "What's wrong?"
"I've got a headache," Shinji replied.
"So do I. It's probably from that last class. Sunlight on white does not make things easy."
Shinji just shook his head.
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At NERV an alert was being sounded.
Misato rushed in and demanded, "What's going on? Is it another angel attack?"
Maya shook her head. "No, Commander. We have a yellow pattern with several grey patterns on screen."
"Say what? Do we have any cameras in the area?"
"Yes, ma'am," Maya replied.
Misato, irritated, said, "Well, put it on screen."
Misato barely noticed as Gendo and Ritsuko entered the command center. She was too busy staring at the two meter tall humanoid, walking toliet and the horde of what appeared to be grey skinned, emancipated gorillias with scales instead of fur.
"What are those?" Ritsuko asked.
Before anyone could answer five beams of light appeared. The lights faded and everone could see five people dressed in lycra uniforms with tartans aroun their waists. They were colored red, yellow, blue, black, and green. The red and yellow dressed ones were female.
The red one pointed at the toliet creture and said, "We are the Kabe Rangers creatures of evil."
The five rangers formed a circle around the creatures and face away from the center. All of them held their hands up, as if they were holding something. Suddenly bagpipes appeared in their handss. All five started playing their bagpipes and laser blasts shot out the ends of the bafpipe flutes. The hail of lasers destroyed all the serpentgors, leaving the toliet behind.
"What is going on?" Gendo asked.
The bagpipes dispersed and the rangers turned to face the last opponent. The red ranger was soon at the cneter of a group, as each caused a strange shaped rod to appear. The red ranger held onto the rod, as her companions placed their pieces onto it. Soon, the red ranger was holding onto a very larg pole. She quickly put her hands undernateh the bottom of the pole.
As the Red Ranger lobbed the pole towards the toliet, the rangers called out in unison, "ULTRA KABER TOSS!"
The toliet exploded and the kaber pole vanished. The rangers called their bagpipes once more and started marching. Clouds formed under their feet and they rose into the air and vanished.
Back at NERV HQ, everyone said in unison, "WHAT?"
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Shinji woke up at the apartment and groaned. "Why do I feel like wearing blue?"
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