Ikari lifted the potion to his nose, taking in the light, fragrant aroma of the crimson liquid. It smelled something like... um, no t'was more like... or rather...
Heck, I've no clue what it smells like, but its kinda nice. And if it's got a nice smell it prolly isn't poisonous, right? 'Sides, it's not like I've really got anything to loose...
The potion made contact with Shinji's lips and he started drinking, his eyes closed for the dramatic effect. Now if he had had his eyes open, he'd noticed the red liquid going through one last change even as he drank it, altering from a fiery scarlet to a sultry purple. Uh oh...
'Wow, that was pretty good!' Shinji exclaimed after finishing the last drop. 'Could make for a brand new power drink...'
Before the thoughts of the economical possibilities of this revelation had even begun to form however, Ikari suddenly and abruptly felt a spell of dizziness overcome him.
'Hey wha—!'
Without warning his skin began to tingle, like small bolts of lightning were traveling from one end of his body to another. He was getting feverish as well, sweating profoundly as he collapsed off the chair and onto the carpeted floor, the tingling sensation now getting increasingly stronger...
Shinji realised he must have blacked out for a while, for when he woke up whatever had been transpiring had stopped. He got to his feet, steadying himself against the table as he was still groggy, and looked at the watch.
'Woah! I was out for that long? Damn, I need to start making dinner or Asuka's gonna fry me.'
He got to work, but soon noticed that something was, not wrong per se, but still in a way fundamentally different...
For starters, his clothes seemed to have shrunk quite a bit, especially around his chest and hips. Also, he found himself thinking about his friends in a rather... unorthodox manner while preparing for supper.
Yeah, Toji's pretty hunky, but Kensuke's rather cute as well, with those glasses and freckles and— WHAT THE HELL AM I THINKING ABOUT!!!'
On the verge of completely freaking out, Shinji rushed to the bathroom and stared intently at his reflection in the mirror.
Oh my god my hair is just so— STOP IT!!! Why the fuck am I thinking these weird thoughts all of a sudden? About Toji and Kensuke and hair and how I really should do something about those eye-lashes—
'Kiyaaaaaa!!!'
'Wark?'
Pen^2 had wiggled inside the bathroom as well, wondering what all the ruckus was about and - more importantly - when he was going to be fed. Shinji met the bird's eye's for a second, before Pen^2 turned his attention slightly lower. Shinji followed the penguin's gaze.
Two reasonably sized mounds were straining against the fabric of his white shirt. Breasts.
He grabbed them. They were soft and squishy, and very, very real. Ikari blushed.
I've got breasts. And they're bigger than Asuka's. Wow...
Shinji took his time with his new, ahem, advantages. He'd always wanted to touch a girl's melons for real, not just by accident like he'd done with Rei. And now he was able to do just that, even though the girl was in fact himself.
And suddenly it hit him.
Wait, if I've got breasts, does that mean that... He left the sentence hanging, dreading to finish it.
Nevertheless, curiosity overcame him, and with an apprehensive gulp he - or rather she - slid an exploring hand down to the place were her dick had used to be. It was gone.
'Oh, FUCK!'
She spun around, and noticed that Pen^2 stared at her jiggly bosom rather attentively as she did. Shinji gave the bird an angry kick.
'Stop staring at me you pervy fowl!' she screeched. The penguin instantly retreated to his's fridge, bolting the door from inside to avoid the girl's fearsome wrath.
Shinji had other things to be worrying about however, so she quickly returned to the kitchen, picked up the Hentainomicon and opened it at the same page as before. And just then she realised her mistake.
'It says LEMON, not MELON, dammit! Well, that's my luck right there...' She shut the book and collapsed on a stool.
'What the heck am I supposed to do now?' she lamented.
Just then...
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