RanDread: Meanwhile, the rest of the Nirvana (LIME) [Episode 2901]

by Kestral

Hibiki Tokai stared, redfaced and sweating.

Meia Gisborn stared, her normally pale complexion showing a few scars that were normally concealed due to the current rosy hue dominating her face. She licked dry lips. "So - uhm."

The video continued to play. "Once your partner is sufficiently lubricated-"

Meia twitched. That was a guy. And a girl. And that was. Oh, the woman on the screen really seemed to like that. One of Dita's old lines about "strange alien powers" caused her to twitch a little more.

Hibiki was desperately hoping that certain others weren't seeing this.


Dita blinked. "Alien powers are so amazing!"

The woman on screen moaned.

Dita cocked her head to the side, considering. Hmmmm.

Jura's eyelids were half-lowered as she smirked. "So it's not just the Dreads that can combine."

Dita swallowed as she put the expression, the comment, and the way Jura was heading to the door together. "NOOOO! He's my Mister Alien!"


Gascogne's chewstick fell out of her open mouth. "Oh my."

The Reg crew, which had mostly ducked and covered during the Barnette Rampage, slowly came to a halt as one of their monitors continued to show those scenes.

Getting a fresh chewstick, Gascogne checked the supplies. She had a feeling there was going to be a rush on certain items soon.


Bart and Paiway stared.

The frog puppet fell to the floor. Nobody noticed.


Reactions were mixed aboard the rest of the Nirvana.

Barnette smashed the monitor screen showing the offending pictures. Somehow. Somewhere. She knew. "Ranma! This is all your fault! Because of you, I have seen Hell!" She just knew Jura would see this and get all sorts of weird ideas. "Let me out of here! We need to round the men up and put them in the brig! They're still prisoners!"

Vivian Magno sat back with a glass of wine. "Hmmm. I haven't seen that sort of thing in years. Brings back memories."

Two members of Food Prep fainted.

One member of the Beauty Department declared that this proved you couldn't trust men. She also shouldn't have trusted one of her co-workers, who had feared another mutiny might get started and decked her with a folding chair.

A number of women were upset and revulsed by this display of unhygenic personal interaction. "Gross" and "you could get man-germs" being two of the sentiments expressed.

Others were intrigued. It was something new at the very least and it wasn't like there wasn't a Majerian book or vid that hadn't been passed around a few dozen times.

Ranma was wondering if women really liked that kind of thing. Seemed kinda strange to him.

Three Engineers got into their spacesuits and didn't want to come out.

Four members of the Dread team wondered if the Doctor had one of those.

Parfeit thought about the Doctor and her glasses steamed up and she began sweating for no particular reason.

The Doctor wondered if there was a therapeutic value to this and if Parfeit had a fever.

Jura and Dita got tangled up in the corridor, especially with their bandages coming undone in the wrestling match.

Sixteen members of the crew suffered severe nosebleeds and fainted.

Another thirty members of the crew shrugged and changed channels.

BC watched and made a recording of this for later.

Meanwhile, Hibiki and Meia:

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(Posted Thu, 21 Nov 2002 11:21)


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