"Uh-uh! Buster, you've got to bond me!" Washu exclaimed, with a hint of sadness in her uber-cute voice.
Ranma stumbled backwards again, as Washu approached, "Look, ya' know.. Uhm.. Aren't you a bit young for this sort of thing?"
Coming to a complete halt, Washu placed a finger to her lip, "Nope! I'm older than you think buster!"
Suddenly, two miniture Washu-robots appeared, each in lab-coats, "Washu's the GREATEST! Washu's the BEST!" Then, with a sudden "POOF," Washu's appearance changed from an early teen to a full grown Megimi/KD-Bra!
"Whaaaa!" Ranma exclaimed, as now he had a facefull of chest!
"Oh, darling, you wouldn't want to dissapoint your sweet love would you?" came the sultry question from the owner of the breasts that were being shoved in his face.
Asrial and the pokegirls stared in awe with their eyes wide open at the spectacle before them. A cute little A-Bra suddenly grew a nice rack, and she was molesting Ranma. "Well," Asrial concluded, "my boyfriend turns into a girl, so this just goes with the territory."
Elsewhere:
"Move it fat-ass," Kiima grumbled, "We'll never catch up with you lagging behind like that."
Genma wasn't happy. At first, he was hoping it would take a while to find his son, but, right now, there was nothing he wanted more than to be rid of this psycho pokewoman. "Damnit," he thought, "Maybe I shoulda' stayed dead."
Seeing that her master's father started walking a little faster, she turned to the ice-maiden, "You shouldn't worry, fatso isn't that bad. He turns to jelly for the right pokegirls."
"Eh?" the ice-maiden responded.
With an evil grin, Kiima explained, "Yeah, the trainer Sextome known throughout the league for being a sadist to his harem actually turns to jelly. When he lets Nodoka out, you'de swear he was a mascasist. She treats Fatso like pond- scum, and that's his favorite. You do the math."
They had been at it for hours, and Britanny decided to just make camp. Straightening out the canvass of one of the tents, she asked, "Asrial, you know master really loves you. How do you feel about him?"
In the background, sounds can be heard, "Oooh! Master! You can experiment in any hole you want!"
Asrial's left eye twitched, "Yeah, Britanny, I think I do care for our over- sexed comrade."
"Owie! I haven't had anything there yet. NO! Don't you stop, mamma needs it!"
Suddenly, Asrial just plopped down, "How can he just screw all of these pokegirls and give a rip about me?"
Walking over, Nabiki added her comment, "He can, because the relationship is just different. Besides, I get the feeling that master wants to share us with you."
"That's wonderful! Give me ANOTHER sample master!"
The following morning:
"Master, you shouldn't lie face down in a puddle," stated the ice-maiden, while staring at Genma's prone form.
Kiima, however, was getting really annoyed at the delay. Turning around from her positition in front of the ice pokegirl and Genma, she noticed a little scene unfolding.
"Please," the fat father-in-pokelaw pleaded, "keep that phoenix away from me. Please?"
"Master," the ice-maiden stated flatly, "she loves your son, she isn't going to hurt you."
"But," the elder trainer began...
Cutting him off, the ice-maiden stated flatly, "I will be here with you; there is no reason to worry."
Trying to shake off that scene, Kiima turned around, "The bastard probably needed an Ice-Maiden from the get-go." She would have stopped the little love-fest, but she heard something that sounded like a battle in the distance...
"Hyaa!" Gina screamed in midair, as she tried to do a flying scissor kick to her master's midsection.
She was quite surprised that Ranma just weaved around her kick, and was caught off-balance. Throwing her arms around in an arc, she hoped to block the counter; however, it was too late, her ribs had been goosed thrice in the time it took her to shift for a block!
Landing, the Amazonchan, Gina, bowed to her master, "Gomen, I thought I was better than that."
Smiling, Ranma consoled her, "You're fantastic, Gina! You need to work on your speed, but you've got a lot of skill!" Smiling, he turned, "Washu-chan, thanks for the idea, this is really great!"
Ranma "eeped," when he realized Gina had just pinched his behind, "Hey! No fair!"
"I want a re-match, mister," Gina demanded, "and no teasing me about an upcoming taming this time!"
Soon, Ranma and his Amazonchan were facing off yet again, giving Ranma something he had truely missed since coming to this world... His morning sparring matches.
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