"NEZUMI NO BAKA!!!" Was the battle cry. However, Gar was able to grab hold of her before she did anything that could hurt, maim, or send Romeo flying. "LET ME GO! I MUST KILL HIM!!!"
Romeo whimpered. This was not going well at all. Worse of all, "I can't believe I'm going to be a father..."
"Hey Roms, I've been, like, meaning to ask you. Can I be your children's 'auntie Moisha'?"
Akane stopped as soon as she heard that. "Hold it... What do you mean children?"
"Don't you know? Wererats are the 'breeder' of all werefolks. We have children in $%&#in' litters. But you might be 'lucky'. Bein' originally human, you mught only be carrying one right now." Lydia cleared up for Akane.
Akane whimpered a few moments. Her sadness then gave way to a new rush of anger, and she broke Gar's hold on her. "ROMEO NO BAKA!" Was the cry of vengeance as Akane then took off towards Romeo.
"Oh crud!" Romeo cried as he got to his feet. The scene that followed was that of Akane chasing Romeo around the koi pond numerous times. "Helpmesavemehelpmesavemehelpmesavemehelpmesaveme!!!" was Romeo's cry throughout the entire ordeal.
"Wow..." Ranma commented. "That boy sure can run."
"Oh my... Perhaps I should get the first aid kit ready for him?" Kasumi said, as she applying a cold compress to the uncoscious Tirga's head.
However, the backyard was once again engulfed in light. There was now another group of four people. Another female werecheetah, a tiger-like man, a werelion, and a girl with bronzed skin and horns.
"Hey guys! What took so long Britanny?" Gina asked.
"Oh, nothing much." Britanny said, a slight strain to her voice. "Just the usual stuff, like finding out I slept with two guys, and I'm pregnant, and I have no clue who the father is yet..."
"Join the club." Gina said. Both Gina and Britanny sighed.
Sheila blinked. "Woah, Britanny too? I'm guessing Stryyp was one of the guys, but who was the other?"
Coughing lightly, Gar blushed a deep shade of red. "That would be me..."
Staring at her brother in shock for a moment, Sheila could only say one thing. "Damn..." After a few moments to gain her wits, Sheila added, "Well, it could have been worse, right?" Gar just goaned in response. "That bad huh?"
Deciding to make it easier for Gar, Onoli spoke up. "When it was over, I saw Gar in a grouping with Britanny, Stryyp, Carla, Luan, and Charlotte."
Looking at her brother, Sheila said, "Damn, not even I was that bad..."
It was at this point, that Romeo was trying to climb Britanny. "PLEASE, YOU GOTTA SAVE ME, THERE'S THIS RABID WERERAT AND..." It was then Romeo realized who he was climbing. "Oh, hell..."
Grabbing Romeo by the scruf of his neck, Britanny looked him directly in the eyes as she raised him to her eye level. "Okay you, I don't know what's going, on and if you don't tell me, I am so going to kick you tail from here to..."
"Britanny!" Theo interrupted. "Put the poor boy down. We know you are under stress but so is everyone here. Do not try to make things worse." Then looking at Akane, Theo added, "And that goes for you too Ms. Tendo."
Sighing Britanny put Romeo back down onto his feet. "You got lucky."
"Hey Brit, you won't believe this!" Raphiel said.
"What?" Britanny asked. She then turned her head ot the direction Romeo was pointing, and she saw it. "MORE WERECHEETAHS!?"
"Did the jackass change you too?" Ukyo asked.
Blinking, Britanny replied, "No. I was born a werecheetah."
"Fake Ranma is really stupid." Shampoo said.
"Please stop calling me 'Fake Ranma', okay?" Raphiel asked Shampoo nicely, only to recieve a glare from the Amazon-turned-werecheetah.
Looking at Sheila, Britanny asked, "So, how're you doing Sheila?"
"Okay I guess..." Sheila said. "I'm kind of in the same boat as you..."
Blinking, Britanny asked, "You slept with two guys too?"
Shaking her head, Sheila answered. "Just one guy. And one girl... Well, the point is, I'm now pregnant too."
Looking over at the male jagwere who was sitting next to Sheila, Britanny asked him, "Are you the guy that..."
"Yes..." Ranma said. "The name's Ranma. Ranma Saotome."
"Pleased to meet you. Name's Britanny Diggers. And you better treat Sheila right."
"I will, no question about that." Ranma said, pointing slightly to Gar who was pounding one fist into an open palm.
"I take it this means Sheila will need maternity leave then." Onoli said.
Thinking for a moment, Britanny then asked, "Well, since we've figured out what's been going on, how about we find the perpatraters that did this all to us and kick their asses?"
"Violence doesn't solve anything Brit." Stryyp said.
*blink* *blink* "Damn, she sure can run."
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(Posted Thu, 21 Nov 2002 11:21)
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