[Episode 31487] [Episode 31487]As the others gather around the camera fades to black.
Next Morning:
Nabiki walks into the Tendo living room with a smirk on her face and adresses the three girls sitting around the table.
"Well i just called Ranma, and told him you had a Cure, and were willing to give it to him in appology" As Nabiki says this she pauses. "Have you all got the story you want to tell him?"
The girls look about and nod.
"We are all ready" Akane proudly states. "Shampoo has the Lantern to split Ranma in two and the memory erasing shampoo to erase most of ranma memorys of this morning, It wont last too long, but will give us enough time to *convince* ranma-chan to join us. Ranma-chan will be awake when she comes out of the room, Im going to restrain her while Shampoo work on ranma, he should be feeling woozy anyway from the effects."
"And what will you do?" Nabiki drawls out to Ukyo.
"Ranma doesn't know about me. Im going to make sure the police get to Nodoka"
"And by time Ranma learn of Lanterns effects on him, be too too far away" Shampoo added in helpfully.
Later that Morning:
"So you say this will cure my curse?" Ranma excalims
"Is so" Shampoo nods
Akane manages to choke out "Its our way of saying we are sorry Ranma."
"There arn't any side effect either? Why didn't you use this to try get me to marry you?" Ranma continues to Enthuse to Shampoo.
"Is too too great secret, What if Herb learn we have?"
"Hmm, your right. Well, lets get on with it." Ranma states happily. pouring in the incense into the Lantern. "Lets get cured Shampoo." and grabs her arm pulling her into his lap.
"WHAT?!?!?! I no get cured!" Shampoo screams
"Why not" Ranma asks puzzled.
"Umm.... I... Is curse of punishment, cannot be cured untill punishment revoked by elders." Shampoo stutters out.
All the girls shared a thought 'That was close'
"Nonsence, I insist" Ranma States. "After all to be me wife you cant turn into a cat, so the council will give you leeway for this. Not to mention this has no side effects."
"Ranma i think you should" akane stutters out.
"Share my cure with my wife. I agree." Ranma states with a smile as he finished placing the powder contained in the incense area of the lantern.
As Ranma lit the lantern he continued, after making sure the powder was starting to glow, Making sure to keep a good grip on shampoos hand. "I mean Being split in two wouldn't be too bad, considering my female half would think thats ok, but giving me a three month life span really was uncalled for. Not to mention trying to get my mother arrested was pretty stupid nabiki."
As ranma finished, there was smoke starting to lift from the top of the burner. All the girls, deciding that the Gig was up decided to abandon the plan and go with, beat him unconcious and split him that way.
As Akane ran at Ranma she scream "Ranma No Baka!" and slammed the mallet onto his head. However Ranma used his new Replace Ranma with an Inanimate Iummey Technique (Which was a variation of Genma's Inanimate Carbon Rod Swap technique) and swaped placed with shampoo who was screaming trying to free her arm from his grip.
As the mallet hit, Ranma slipped inside Akanes guard and knocked her out. Skipping out of the room, inches away from the rapidly expanding Smoke, he grabbed Nabiki as she tried to pull Shampoo out of the smoke. "Not gonna happen Nabiki, If it was good enough for me, its good enough for her."
"You Prick, it will kill her" Nabiki screamed.
"Heh, well she should have thought of that before trying to use it to kill me. I also know that by being a straight male, i would be a straight female as well. and i doubt they would accept that. Which means they would have used some amazon techniques to make her desire them, so they would have been up for rape as well." Ranma growled out
"You dont know what your talking about, they wouldn't have forced her into it" Nabiki quickly lied 'How the hell does he know so much?'
"Really Nabiki, you should look out for small animals outside your windows more often, You can tell Ukyo that i know about her too."
"How" a stunned nabiki stammered out.
"Really Nabiki, i CAN turn completely invisible with a techinque made to steal martial arts moves from grandmasters, although pops wont admit to that, and going in thru a window really is obvious to someone sitting on a fence in plain veiw. Since your sister has decided that she doesn't need me, you can tell her i will be by later tonight to take away the connection between our bodies. she should have shampoo and ukyo there to take up supplying her with life, otherwise she is going to have a VERY short life, filled with a LOT of pain."
"YOU CANT DO THAT" Screamed nabiki into his face. "Ill have the cops onto you so fast you wont"
"Wont even have to be on this plane of existance, I COULD just cut it from my end, while sitting in a police station with a dozen cameras on me for the entire time... I may, if no-one else takes up the strain, Oh only my fiancees can offer." At that, Ranma jumps over the fence and leaves.
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