Magical Prince: Crunched Kendoist [Episode 33175]

by Kestral

A girl getting a drink from a water fountain, the spray had gone over and splashed Ranma.

Fairly normal.

"Ah, my pigtailed goddess," began Kuno. "Today is the day that I free you from the spells of that foul sorcerer."

"Go away, Kuno."

Kuno grabbed up the object of his affection. "Nay, that I shall not-URK!"

Everyone was used to seeing Ranma beat up Kuno. This was different.

"Pervert." Right cross. "Jerk!" Hand spear to Adam's apple. "Idiot!" Snap kick to groin. "Pig!" Double handed blow to back of head. "Swine!" Palm strike to collarbone. "Pervert!" Wak "Pervert!" Wam! "Pervert!" Crunch!

There would be no comical punch-to-orbit. No silly maneuvering. No, this was the Art Of Fists in its most basic mode. Kuno was already on the ground as he felt joints being systematically dislocated or broken.

Nabiki stared. Saotome had lost it completely. He'd been acting stranger and stranger as time went on after that little talk. Just the word "pervert" in his presence had caused him to flinch. Now Kuno groping his girl-form caused him to try and permanently cripple or kill Kuno?! Not good. Very very not good.

"HEY, NABIKI! You still got any of those naked Ranma-chan snapshots like you were selling earlier?"

Nabiki automatically went into salesgirl mode. Only realizing when the customer was backing away, expression of fear etched on his face, that there was a sensation of heat along her back.

Nabiki glanced out of the corner of her eye and beheld a glowing Ranma-chan holding the Mother Of All Mallets.

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(Posted Wed, 12 Mar 2003 11:33)


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