"Oh, dang, it's the old ghoul!" Ranma said.
Cologne looked at Ranma and blinked a moment. "Son-in-law?" She asked in curiosity. "Since when have you been a werebeast?"
"Since this morning, when I woke up with my..." Ranma started to blush, "Future wife." He said, motioning to Sheila. Taking a deep breath, he then added, "And future mother of our child."
Her eyes widening, Cologne asked, "WHAT!?"
"It is as he said." Julia confirmed.
Nodding her head Cologne then asked, "And how did this come about?"
Sighing, Ranma said, "I've lost count of how many times I've had to say this alread, but here goes." Clearing his throat, Ranma explained what has been going on in the thread and explained quite a few times already; with the tale of the artifact that was an aphrodisiac and fertility drug and how everyone went with someone, and how they found out certain people had gotten pregnant.
Closing her eyes for a moment, Cologne actually calmed down a bit. She seemed to have been in deep thought. She then turned to Ranma and sighed. "Saotome..." She began. "While I must regret that fate had dealt you a hand that places you elsewhere, and that you won't be marrying Shampoo, I must say it has been an honor teaching you."
Blinking, Britanny asked, "What do you mean teach him?"
Chuckling, Cologne said, "My dear, I have been one of Ranma's teachers in martial arts, and I have taught him quite a few of his more powerful techniques, as to make him more fitting to the Amazon tribe and make him into far better breeding material."
"Breeding material?" Theo asked in curiosity.
"Joketsuzoku Amazon Law states that any outsider male that defeats a female Amazon Warrior in combat must then recieve the Kiss of Marriage and become her bridegroom." Then opening her eyes, "But there is an amendment. If the outsider male already has a wife and child, then the defeated Amazon warrior must plead her case to an Amazon Elder, and have the Kiss of Marriage anulled."
"You mean you can make it so I don't have to marry Shampoo!?" Ranma asked, getting excited. He then looked and saw the depressed looking Shamoo. "Uh, no offense Shampoo."
"I can, but I won't at the moment." Cologne said.
"Why not?" Sheila asked.
Smirking, Cologne answered, "Simple jagwere. You and Ranma have a child on the way, but you are not yet married. And I can only do that if you are both with child, AND married."
See other episodes by Red Priest of the 17th Order
(Posted Thu, 21 Nov 2002 11:21)
Questions? Problems? Suggestions?
Send a mail to addventure@bast-enterprises.de
or use the contact form.
らんま1/2 © Rumiko Takahashi
All other series and their characters are © by their respective creators or owners. No claims of ownership of these characters are implied by the authors of this Addventure, or should be inferred.
The Anime Addventure is a non-profit site.