There was one among the Generals that had done well during the two month stretch of that more ecchi of the Emperors of Mongo. With her spike heels, leather outfit, and the whip at her side, she looked a lot like Jura from "Vandread" but with a far crueler edge. This was the mad (she's mad, mad I tell you!) psychologist General Mille.
"Why not?" said the General, her high heels rapping against the tiled floor as she inspected the machines. She had decided she liked this new Emperor. Not only could she train and condition them, but she was being allowed to bring her full creativity to bear.
"They would never go for such an arrangement," said Nodoka with an unhappy sigh.
Mille's smile would have sent any of said fiancees scurrying for cover had they been present to see. "Let me worry about that."
Aliens had appeared in Nerima and kidnapped some boy. It was all over the news. Pictures of the thing had been on international news.
A real life alien abduction! And this time it hadn't happened out on some farm but in a big city!
Ami blinked at the TV screen as she realized that "Math Masters" had been pre-empted.
A girl was on the screen, dabbing at suspiciously dry eyes.
GIRL: "Yes. I was there. It was horrible. Terrible. These alien beings just beamed down and captured Ranma and beamed back up. I... I can hardly tell you how upset and frightened I am."
REPORTER: "And yet you have a book deal in the works, Miss Tendo?"
GIRL: "Girl's got to make a living. By the way, can I interest you in a Souveneir 'Soun Tendo Bobble Doll' or an 'I Visited The Alien Abduction Site' souvenier t-shirt?"
REPORTER: "That was the spokeswoman for the Tendo Dojo. Asking others around the Furinkan Ward brought different responses."
DERANGED LOOKING BOY: "The foul sorcerer hath departed this plane and good riddance. They who consort with demons shall fall to them eventually. Yet now I must be off to comfort the tidy Akane and the healthy pigtailed girl now that the Sorcerer's influence be undone!"
ANOTHER DERANGED LOOKING BOY, WITH FANGS: "That coward! Just as I'm about to demonstrate my new secret technique and defeat him once and for all - he gets kidnapped by aliens! Come back here, Ranma! I won't let you get away that easily!"
YET ANOTHER DERANGED LOOKING BOY: "Hahahahahahahahaha! At last I can have my Shampoo! That spell worked! Ahahahahahahaha!"
A SLIGHTLY MORE NORMAL LOOKING BOY: "It was bound to happen. What with being engaged to a lesbian sadist like Akane, chased by that crazy Amazon chick, and having that transsexual chef after him, his life got so crazy he tore a hole in reality. Inevitable."
SOMEWHAT CRAZY LOOKING GIRL: "It was the plot of that foul harridan, Akane Tendo, I know it! Do not worry, Ranma-sama, I shall avenge you!"
REPORTER: "As you can see, reaction is mixed. We now go to our expert in the field, Doctor Sanada. Doctor Sanada, do you buy Doctor Schtalbaum's theory of mass hallucination and sunspot activity?"
DOCTOR SANADA: "Doctor Schtalbaum is a weenie. Ten thousand people do not spontaneously imagine twelve ships in excess of five thousand metric tons displacement hovering in midair over Tokyo. Likewise for sunspot activity."
REPORTER: "What of Professor Rara's theory of dimensional crossing?"
DOCTOR SANADA: "What?! That's my theory! RARA, YOU THIEF!"
REPORTER: "There we have it. Back to the search for a reason for this event after these commercial messages."
Ami clicked the TV off.
Alien invaders? Kidnapping boys? Was this a job for the Sailor Senshi?
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