"You can't do anything!" Britanny said. "I've given the Gold Maker back to the Vaultron Force, so no foul!"
A hatch opened up on one of the tanks, and a small leprechaun with a cigar in his mouth stuck his head out. "So, I see it be true. The Vaultron Force be in cahoots wit' de' villainous gold stealin' werecheetah!"
"I DIDN'T STEAL YOUR #@$@ING GOLD!" Britanny said one more time in a very Lydia-like manner. (What can we say, she's been stressed.)
"We won't be listenin' to none o' yer lies werecheetah." Commander O'Green said. Continuing, he then said, "Vaultron Force! Stand down and ye shall recieve leniency for yer traitorous actions against the wee people!"
"We've done nothin' wrong to our people!" Princess O'Lura said. "If anything, it be you that's tearing apart the Leprechaun community O'Green!"
"Right!" Green Clover said. "We must show them true justice. Are you ready Orange Star?"
"Ready!" Orange Star said.
"Ready Blue Diamond?" Green Clover asked.
"Ready as ever chief!" Blue Diamond said.
"Ready Yellow Moon?" Green clover asked.
The Ninja Leprechaun nodded his head.
"Ready Prince..." Green Clover was then cut off.
"OH, STOP WASTIN' TIME MCKIETH! This isn't a show and it's not like they be standin' around all this time for us to start our move."
"Right..." Clearning his voice, Green Clover put forth the command. "FORM BLAZING SHILLELAGH!!!"
All watched in awe as the Vaultron robot put its fists together, the pulled them apart to form a shillelagh that was glowing with power... Which then sputtered and looked like an ordinary piece of wood.
"What... Happened?" Britanny asked, her left eyebrow twitching.
The Vaultron Robot unscrewed then pulled the bottom off of the shillelagh. Two batteries fell out. "Oh shoot, the batteries be dead!"
"WHAT!?" Britanny screamed. "Tell me you're not serious!"
"I told you to get Energizer! But nooooooooo... You wanted to save a buck and you bought a generic brand." O'Lura said.
It was then the tanks began to raise their cannons and guns turrets.
"Only one thing to do now..." Green Clover said.
See other episodes by Red Priest of the 17th Order
(Posted Thu, 21 Nov 2002 11:21)
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