Most of the people in the house could not believe what they had seen. One moment Ranma was about to rescued from the possessing daemon, the next he disappeared. Most could do nothing but blink and look around in confusion. That was until Akane felt warm skin next to her and remembered where she was, more specifically naked under a blanket with a naked Shampoo.
"AHHHHH!! Shampoo get out from under here", she screamed. "I told you I'm not that way."
That got everyone looking at the pair under the blanket.
"What pervert-girl shout about. Pervert-girl who jump in with Shampoo. Shampoo not lebe.. lese...ummm into girl-girl action."
"I DID NOT JUMP IN WITH YOU."
That certainly got people in action. The mental image of two beautiful, obviously naked girls under a blanket send Ryouga crashing to the floor with a nosebleed.
"WAHHHHHH!!! My daughter is a lesbian," quoteth the adult baby, sending out a deluge of tears that left a wet Panda.
"Oh my! Akane whatever your ummm... desires.. you should not be doing this in public," so saith Kasumi.
"I've always wondered about you sis," smirkth Nabiki.
~That’s all right old friend *flip* Remember Ranma's curse *flip* We can still make this work~ signed said Panda.
"This cannot be!!! How can these beauteous maidens be lesbians. This must me the work of that foul Saotome. Yes!! I knowth the truth now. Fear not fair maidens, ladies of such beauty as thyselves shall not be left to such a bleak fate. I shall save thee by showing you the correct part to true womanhood...." *THUMP* Kuno was interrupted by a metal rod disguised as a belt courtesy of his 'beloved' sister. "Quite brother and leave the lovebirds to their.... activities."
"Akane how dare you try to seduce Shampoo," glared Moose.
"I ARE NOT LIKE THAT!!!!" Akane protested red faced with embarrassment.
"Shampoo not know about pervert-girl but Shampoo not that way."
Ukyo raised an eyebrow. "Doesn't looked that way sugah. I've noticed neither of you have tried to get up."
"No have cloths stupid spatula-girl."
That comment really drove home the point to Moose. He saw it in his minds eye... a naked Shampoo and a naked Akane. Twin nose bleeds sprouted before his head was shoved into the floor. Cologne calmly sat on top of her staff on top of Moose's head. She then threw a bundle of cloths to the two embarrassed girls. Who quickly grabbed them and started to, hurriedly, got dressed while under the blanket.
"I suggest that we move to the kitchen to discuss this. That is if Kasumi-san has no objection," Cologne looked towards Kasumi.
Kasumi smiled. "Oh no Elder Cologne. Please feel free to use it. I will get some tea ready."
Moose, Ryouga and Kuno were forgotten on the floor.
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10 minutes later....
"So no one has an idea of where son-in-law came in contact with this daemon? Has he been to any unusual places? Anything?" Cologne looked around. To put it simply Cologne was baffled. Ranma's aura just before he disappeared was strange. It did not feel demonic. Yet it was not quite Ranma's. At the same time she though she felt a second aura within him but wasn't sure. With all the high powered auras in the such a small area it was difficult to tell.
The rest of the gathered pondered this before shaking their heads. Genma-panda, Soun, Ukyo, Shampoo, Akane, and Kodachi crowded around the small table in the kitchen with Cologne. Kasumi leaned against a counter top to one side while Nabiki was sitting on the same counter top munching on a cookie. Genma was busy devouring... ummm munching on cookies that Kasumi had placed in the center of the table. Soun had his stoic 'Martial-arts-master' face. The four girls had worried looks on their faces.
Akane snorted. "What does it matter where the idiot got possessed? All we have to do is find him and pound the daemon out of him. Its not that difficult." She smirked. "Lets see how HE like to be saved for once. Serves him right for letting himself get possessed. What a moron," she sneered.
"Pervert-girl be unfair."
"About as moronic as letting kidnaped," Ukyo snapped.
*SMACK* *SMACK* SMACK*
"Enough out of you three," Cologne said as three girls rubbed the lumps on their heads. "We will have to find son-in-law before we do anything. Only after that can we form a plan to exorcize him." She reached for another cookie. "The biggest problem would be to figure out where he is." She bit into a cookie. Kasumi made good cookies she thought. Cologne absently wondered what the her recipe was.
Genma-panda held up a sign. ~The boy need more training. *flip* A true martial artist would not let himself get possessed~ Soun nodded wisely.
Nabiki grinned. "So I guess you aren't a 'true martial artist' uncle Genma. I mean you did get possessed by that one demon a few months back."
~That was different *flip* I was testing the boy~ signed a sweating panda. ~I had to se *WHAM* ____~
Cologne did not have time to look at the idiot-panda's signs. She had more important things to do. Since he was not making any important contributions she did not feel bad (as if) about knocking him out. Besides he took the last cookie.
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