[Episode 34322] [Episode 34322]Emi sat on the edge of the bed with tears running down her cheeks. She's managed to lure her man into the love hotel. That had been easy, every time he seemed ready to protest he melted at a pout. She'd been so happy she could affect him so easily with her body.
That day, the day he'd saved her, he'd looked at her in her torn clothes then left without taking proper advantage. Obviously he hadn't been turned on by her vulnerable young body back then, but she'd blossomed a lot since. Lots of men desired to pop her cherry, but she'd saved herself. She'd saved her virginity for her hero.
She'd fantasised about it for so long, then her prince had come and, when he realised she wanted him to do it with her, he'd fled!
"I can't believe I just got rejected like that," she sobbed. "I totally threw my self at him, and he left. My man just up and ran off!"
She sobbed on the bed for some time, before having an epiphiany.
"Gosh, I totally want him!" she realised. "Now, I must have him!"
She stood up and made a vow. "As love is my witness, I'll never go horny again! Just you wait, Ranma. I'm gonna getcha!"
(Cue background music: Shania Twain's, I'm Gonna Getcha Good!)
Let's go!
Don't wantcha for the weekend - don't wantcha for a night
I'm only interested if I can have you for life - yeah
Uh, I know I sound serious - and baby I am
You're a fine piece of real estate, and I'm gonna get me some land
Oh, yeah
So, don't try to run - honey, love can be fun
There's no need to be alone - when you find that someone
Chorus:
(I'm gonna getcha)
I'm gonna getcha while I gotcha in sight
(I'm gonna getcha)
I'm gonna getcha if it takes all night
(Yeah, you can betcha)
You can betcha by the time I say "go," you'll never say "no"
(I'm gonna getcha)
I'm gonna getcha, it's a matter of fact
(I'm gonna getcha)
I'm gonna getcha, don'tcha worry ębout that
(Yeah, you can betcha)
You can bet your bottom dollar, in time you're gonna be mine
Just like I should - I'll getcha good
Yeah, uh, uh
I've already planned it - here's how it's gonna be
I'm gonna love you and - you're gonna fall in love with me
Yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah
So, don't try to run - honey, love can be fun
There's no need to be alone - when you find that someone
Repeat Chorus
Yeah, I'm gonna getcha baby - I'm gonna knock on wood
I'm gonna getcha somehow honey - yeah, I'm gonna make it good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah
So, don't try to run - honey, love can be fun
There's no need to be alone - when you find that someone
Repeat Chorus
Oh, I'm gonna getcha, I'm gonna getcha real good
Yeah, you can betcha, oh, I'm gonna getcha
(I'm gonna getcha) just like I should, I'll getcha good
Oh, I'm gonna getcha good!
(Posted Mon, 17 Mar 2003 08:13)
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