Nagabiki: Ranma takes Centaur Stage! (GOD that sucked!) [Episode 34450]

by CrystalBlaze

Ranma looks about, and hears a clopping sound as he does. "What are ya.. $^$^^&^$^&$^#^$#$$^#$#%^%@!!!!! ^$$%$#&#&!! $^#$^#^^$#%^^%$#!!! (you do NOT want a translation, after the dives Ranma's been dragged into by his dad, Ranma Cursing can curdle titanium at 500 yards!)

Yup, things could hardly get tenser.. so they did anyway, this being Nerima.

Happi bounded in, giggling.. "Hey, the cuties are getting twist.. SWEETO!" He bounded towards Ranma, who GRINNED.

Donkeys, it turns out, can kick forwards with their rear legs, as can mules..

So, it ALSO turns out, can sufficiently agile and supple Centaurs, like Ranma Saotome.

Add in that he did it Chun-Li style at Amaguriken speed, and it just gets ridiculous.

One comatose Happi later, Ranma shouts aloud "OKAY, you, reverse this thing and you can HAVE the Bakayarou!" in hopes the cursecaster will hear..

• Nothing "Well, worth a shot, and I got to kick him Big Time!" The wizard just shakes his head in disbelief.
• Ranma is cured, but the others aren't. They aren't Happy about it, but only Akane blames him, (of course she does)
• Ranma's "cured" of being anything but as girl.. including his male body! "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"

  "Ayup. That about covers it>"

• They all are cured. But this is drawing Various Mystic Agencies to Nerima..
• They all get cured.. but they get a Jusenkyo twist, making the Chimera their Cursed forms, including Ranma's Centaur form being His..
• Something else Magical and all that.

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(Posted Thu, 10 Apr 2003 08:36)

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