Mercury nodded. "Yes, this is the place where that odd energy was coming from."
"Aren't there supossed to be screaming crowds or a ramapaging monster or something?" put in Jupiter.
"I don't know," Mars told her, "But whatever it is, I can sense it too."
"But why would there be monster when all there is happens to be punster?" asked a voice above them and the girls' heads snapped up to see where it came from.
"Lime green?" questioned Venus.
"It is a nice color for me, and I all but got it for free."
"What did you do with all the people?!" demanded Uranus.
"What people would that be, since when I arrived here there was only me?"
"If that is so, why are you here?" asked Moon.
"I came to enjoy myself, instead of letting my humor lie on a shelf."
"But who are you?"
"I am glad you asked, for I like to tell before I am so tasked. My name is Dim-dang Walla-walla Bing-bang Tutti-frutti Oh-so-rutti Shimmi-Shotti He-so-loco dat-a-boo-boo Day-oh Whoah-that's-a-long-name I-feel-horny-tonight Toto Buster The Third, but you can call me Marty if it all the same."
"That's... a long name."
"You have the truth of it, but I do not have your names as of yet."
"Oh... we're the Sailor Senshi, protectors of love and justice."
"You are sailors on a trip, and yet you do not have a ship?"
"Uh... no, not as far as I know."
"That is not right, but easy to fix with my might.
"Sailors are what you be,
That name means that you travel the sea,
Which says that you need a ship,
So lets fix that before the clock strikes three."
One moment they were on the ground, and then the Senshi found themselves suddenly hanging over the lake. They fell, expecting to splash into the water, but out of the water rose an old style galleon, looking like it was straight out of a pirate movie. Its decking broke their fall, and they stood upon the wood planks in wide eyed shock.
"What the heck is this?!" growled Uranus.
"It is a ship for you, and it is lucky that I had a spare or two," Marty told her.
"I'll show you to attack us like that! WORLD SHAKING!"
The assembled girls watched as the ball of mana flew from her hand and headed straight for the man hanging in the air. It came up to him and exploded in a burst of smoke and light.
"Hmph. How's that?"
"It was not nice," commented a voice behind them, "especially when you stike against one without vice."
Each of the girls twirled around to see Marty calmly brushing some dust off of his coat with one hand. "H... How did you do that?!" sputtered Uranus.
"That was easy, for I just went a way that would make you queasy.."
The sandy haired Senshi got into a defensive stance. "I'm ready for whatever you can dish out!"
"To harm another is more than what I would bother.
So you do not like me being punny,
And here I thought that I was being funny,
Perhaps if you were given something nice,
Like to be dressed like ... a bunny!"
There was a moment that the rest of the Senshi could see Uranus' eyes widen and then she was obscured with a *POOF* of colored smoke. It settled around her for a while, but then the breeze began to to blow it away.
When it cleared, the racer was revealed, and as promised she was dressed differently. Instead of her Sailor fuku, she was wearing a:
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