Reaching the living room, Britanny saw that the two bastards that caused this whole mess were in the center of the room. They were unconscious and surrounded by the three new werecheetahs, the new smaller jagwere, and Gar.
"What're you all doing?" Britanny asked.
"Waiting for stupid Panda-man wake up, so Shampoo can hurt very much!" Shampoo answered.
Thinking about, that, Britanny couldn't help but chuckle.
"What's so funny?" Ukyo asked as she looked up at Britanny from polishing one of her mini-spatulas.
"Nothing. When the Panda-Man and the Cry-Baby come to, can we hurt them some more?" Britanny smiles as she sits at the table.
"Of course you can join in." Nabiki said. Shifting to human form, Nabiki mentally admitted she liked her new, muscular biceps. "Of course, you have to wait in line. And it begins with me and ends with Gar."
"All right." Britanny said. She then blinked her eyes in surprise. "Wait a minute! Why does Gar want to beat up on them?"
Shrugging his shoulders, Gar answered, "Because my sister has o marry a man she barely knows because of these tow bastards."
"Gar," Britanny began, "I don't think Sheila minds having to marry Ranma."
"What makes you so sure?" Gar asked. He was having trouble looking Britanny in the face. He felt so embarassed and ashamed of himself for having taken advantage of her earlier. So what if it wasn't really his fault and he was under the effects fo some magical drug? It still happened and he would have those delightful memories haunting him for quite some time.
It was then that Sheila's moan of pleasure and passion once again ripped through the air of the household.
"Trust me..." Britanny said.
"Still want hurt Fake-Ranma..." Shampoo muttered to herself as she was polishing her bonbori.
Britanny blinked. "Fake-Ranma?"
"She means Raphiel." Gar answered.
"Oh." Britanny said. "Well, she should leave Raph alone. He's a decent enough guy, and I'm sure he's as much a victim as these three are."
"What do you mean by that, harridon?" Kodachi asked. "Because of him, we were changed and lost out on being with Ranma-sama!"
"Yes! Shampoo lose Airen and do Fake-Ranma instead!" Shampoo said.
"I'm also kinda pissed that he was my first time..." Ukyo admitted.
Britanny rolled her eyes. "Yes, but weren't you three also intentionally looking to screw Ranma, and take advantage of him? And wasn't it your fault you three took Raphiel, thinking he was Ranma? if anything, you three only have yourselves to blame."
Shampoo, Ukyo, and Kodachi began blushing once Brit put waht happened into THAT perspective for them.
Smiling, britanny admitted, "Though I do understand why you're upset. That Ranma is QUITE a find. I almost feel jealous of my ssiter... Ah, well... I still have my lovely Muffin..."
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(Posted Fri, 21 Mar 2003 00:39)
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