*Unknown to Nabiki the reason he was just standing there was because his own mind was coming back online and now was struggling against Iceron's programming. On one side there was the directive to compeltly exterminate into extinction the were-rat race, on the other was Ranma's own will and code of ethics. Among which Genocide was considered a big no-no.... as was killing... THe unstoppable force of magic programming collided with the unmovable object of Ranma's will... Which would win or would a comprimise be reached was something yet to be determined.*
THe camera whirred and the pictures were transmitted online. At which point a certain search engine threw up some red flags.
The first went up when the picture of a new were-cat was downloaded... the image and website being immediatly forwarded to the desk of one Agent M...
Than the armor appeared and a second Red flag went up. This time sent to a certain military base set in the mountains. Where right at this moment the commander of said base, a Gen. Hammond, was sitting down to drink his morning coffee. Just as an aide rushed in.
"Alright.. put it up on the screen then if its so damn important!" The general mumbled as he brought the precious black liquid up to his lips.
Which would explain why he was in the middle of a deep sip when a internet picture of a tall furry man in a chinese restuarnt wearing what was obviously a Go-auld armor popped up before him.
PSSSSPPPHHHTTTT COUGH COUGH COUGH... Sputter, Choke.."GET SG-1 IN HERE NOW!!
A few minutes later the General's biggest headache and best SG team was assembled in the briefing room watching a series of pictures on the moniter. Mainly a series of an Asian boy falling on some sort of box, then turning into a giant ...catman.. then summoning a Go-auld armor in response to a attack by...a girl wielding a dining table?
"Opinion's?" Inquired Hammond
"well...he's certainly a healthy boy..." Muttered Dr.Fraiser, followed quickly by a mumbled agreement from Major Carter. It should be noted that both of hte women's gazes were directed a bit lower than the male ones.
Teal'c blinked as he watched his male comrades sweatdrop. Than he cleared his throat drawing their attention. After a moments pause he spoke.
"Wait a minute... we're dealing with the Go-auld Version of a brothel Mistress??!!"Exclaims Col. O'neil
Eventually the soldier is forced to produce his recent copy of 'Treasure hunters quarterly'. Hammond notes that a US address is in the issue and orders SG-1 to investigate
A message has been sent thorugh hte stargate by the Go-auld Bast!!! She wishes to send a envoy to SG-1 in order to make a 'deal' concerning Ranma..
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