Quote:
Malthus - "Maybe not. Remember, this Chibi-Usa is a _teenaged_girl_. I think it
would be amusing if the authors went out of their way to make her _more_
annoying than the original."
Oracle - "That's like asking for concrete to be softer, or Kuno to be more oblivious.
It just can't be done. ;)"
Challenge has been met!
Sailor Pluto winced at the particularly loud and nasally 'Pu' call. Just the fact that at her teenaged years the girl was still calling her that would have gotten to her alone, but that sound like the scratching of nails on a chalkboard made the distasteful name only that much worse.
Sailor Pluto was broken out of her internal suffering by a loud pop as Usa's bubblegum popped loudly. 'Wait for it.' she sighed.
"Waaahhhhhh!!!!" Usa wailed. "Look at my hair! I paid five hundred dollars to get it just right and now its all sticky.. waahhhh!!!" Suddenly mid-tantrum her tears stopped and were replaced by puppy-dog eyes. "Oh, Pu-chan... could you do one eensy weensy teeny little favor for little old me your bestest friend. I'm not asking much really... just one little favor, Pu!"
Sailor Pluto groaned. "No, Usa. I will not use the time gates to turn back time so your bubblegum wouldn't have popped into your hair. The time gate is not something to be messed with."
"Plllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeee Pu-chan! I promise I won't ever ask you for anything like this again! Honest!"
Sailor Pluto stared at 'her friend' for a moment. "Right. Just like you didn't ask me this time or the other 17 times you got gum in your hair."
Usa pouted and said in a sulkish muttering not intended to be overhead, "It was only 15 times... the broken nails were 17 times..."
Sailor Pluto growled under her breath as her future self had told her before this ever happened what exactly Usa had muttered. "Usa you're my friend so I'm saying this in the most kind and tolerant way I know how to explain it to you. NO! N! O! NO! I will not use my powers to repair your broken nails, I will not use them to take gum out of your hair, and I will not use them so you can change outfits because some other girl is wearing the same thing! Just grow up and show some responsibility for your actions! God..." and at that point Sailor Pluto shook her head and walked off before she said something she might later regret to 'her good old friend'.
Usa stared hatefully at her traitorous ex-friend but stopped as a wicked gleam enterred her eyes. "I've got it! Pu's dad is kinda hot even if he is a dweeb now. I'll get him to marry ME then that'll make me Pu's mother and she'll HAVE to do what I tell her to! I am such a genius! Ohohohohohohohohohohoh!!!!!"
Quote: Oracle (as Bugs Bunny) = "Nya....(munches on a carrot)....I'm a stinker, ain't I?" me (as Daffy Duck) = "...... You're despicable!"
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