One: His sister had not come home that evening..her bed chambers remained untouched, and her school clothes in the same state.
Two: The foul Saotome, the fair tigress Akane Tendo, nor the Mercenary Nabiki Tendo were present at school. Nor was the Kounji woman.
Three: As the school day ended...rumors passed on about the Fathers of Saotome & the Tendo sisters using some sort of 'dust' in a bar that made everyone hormone crazy....and that Akane, Nabiki, Ranma, his sister and some of the other Nerima locals were caught in the backwash.
It registered as one thing in his mind.
" The Foul demon Saotome manipulated his own and Akane Tendo's father into spreading his lust magic to ensare the fair maidens, and force them into his harem of darkness! I The Blue Thunder Tatewaki Kuno shall VANQUISH HIM!"
Of course Kuno said this as he ran at top speed out of the Furinkin High School, and toward the Tendo Dojo.
Ranma, Gar, Nabiki & Sheila's enhanced Jagwere hearing picked this up, and Ranma blanched.
" Oh terrific! I was wondering when Kuno would show up?"
" He certainly took his sweet time.." Nabiki mused.
" Who the hell is Kuno?" Britanny asked.
" Stupid Stick-Boy stuck in Samurai fantasy world, and see Ranma as demon, he in love with kitchen-destroyer and Ranma's girl side. He too,too stupid." Shampoo said with sneer. She wasn't happy her marriage to Ranma was now offically annuled, in fact she wasn't happy about alot of things and the elder 'stupid' Kuno was also on her list of people she hated.
Gina blinked. "..There's somebody that stupid?"
" Ya'know he makes you sound like a %*$%@&ing rocket-scientist." Lydia mused while talking at Raphiel.
" Really?"
" SAOTOME!" Kuno bellowed as he rushed into the backyard, and halted, taking in the situation.
" Brother-dear, what is it now?" Kodachi sighed from where she sat.
" Sister?" He looked for signs of the evil Saotome, but didn't seehim..just a Jaguar-Man with a pigtail who looked like... " SAOTOME! SHOWING YOUR TRUE DEMON COLORS ARE WE?!"
Ranma just rolled his eyes.
" And it appears you have summoned other hellspawn to aide in your evil, and turned my sister into one of your servants!"
" HELLSPAWN!?" All the Weres yelled in anger.
" That isn't nice calling us Hellspawn.." Kasumi said..holding up a frying pan looking non-too-happy..yes Kasumi was MAD!
" Kuno...you've crossed the line!" Nabiki growled.
" Your just earned yourself pan asshole!" Gar grittedhis teeth as he summoned his Thunder Edge spear.
" You got a problem with Weres dumbass?' Tigra swung his Fire Claw a bit, his tail swishing in anger.
" I usually do not let insults get to me, but your insult to us all is most appalling.." Onoli said while bearing both his swords.
" Ooooh you are SO DEAD!" Britanny cracked her knuckles.
Stripe formed a fist with each hand. " I couldn't agree more Brit."
" I dunno what you said but it wasn't nice.." Raphiel looked mighty angry even IF he didn't fully realize why.
" Kuno-no-BAKA!" Akane brought out Mallet-Sama ready to kill.
" You @%#*&ing asshole! Your gonna suffer!" Lydia growled promising pain, with Romeo & Mosihia nodding in agreement.
" Stupid stick-boy in for much hurt!" Shampoo brought up her Bonbori.
" Kuno you jackass!" Ukyo twirled her spatula in one hand, and her mini throwing spatulas in the other.
" Brother-dear...I am sorry but this is for your own good." Kodachi twirled her ribbon, this time without her blizzard of roses or her insane laugh.
" Ya'know Kuno if there's somebody I dislike more than Ranma its YOU!" Ryoga..who somehow got back had his umbrella ready to clobber.
Julia drew her rapier. " I think the dellusional boy needs a lesson taught, what do you think dear?"
Theo's head went into Skull-From-Hell mode and his magic aura flared. " I agree Julia...yes much pain.."
" Insulting Weres is insulting my sister and freinds jerk-off!" Gina pulled out a handheld blaster Brianna had designed for her, and set it to high.
Ranma shook his head and popped his neck from side to side. " Kuno, Kuno, Kuno...you just HAD to show up. And insult all us Werebeasts and all, stupid. hey Shechan ready to hand this guy his ass?"
Sheila grinned and summoned her Ice Fang Scimitar. " Let the KAPOWIE'ING BEGIN!"
On that day, in that instant...Kuno knew pain on a WHOLE new level.
Once the beating had stopped....Kuno was in even worse shape than Mousse was.
" My, my very thorough aren't you people?" Cologne whistled.
" He asked for it...hey where's Ranma and Sheila? " Gar looked around, the two Jagweres were nowhere in sight.
" I thought I saw them back as from the beating as we started to get really agreesive.." Britanny said.
" I think I heard them mumur something about a private place to go talk and figure things out." Nabiki mused, being the closet to them with her god ears, she heard a bit.
Julia rolled her eyes, kids give them a chance and they run off to screw.
Gar's eye twitched, but he vowed he wasn't going to make any more of an ass of himself today.
See other episodes by Ninja Kasuga of the Demonite Race
(Posted Mon, 24 Mar 2003 07:30)
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